Wooooo, two chapters this week, it’s been a while since I pulled that stunt. So Golduck is pregnant now and simselves have been added. Strangely enough, the zombies are the simselves this go around, so I can’t bring myself to just kill them. Pretty much because re adding them wouldn’t fix the problem anyway, I’m sure.
Houndoom: “I went to greet Master so hard that I became his kneecap. I’ve attached myself too strongly to this boy, haven’t I?”
Rockefeller: “Jeez, my feet look like marshmellows in this shot.”
LaShawn: “I’ve never been much of a dog person anyway. Oh…”
Kabuterimon: “My life is nothing but a lifeless chasm anyway. I welcome these zombies to bring about the next chapter in my soul, this fate I so deserve after Linda Leprechaun denied me a dance at the prom.”
Cait: “Oh stop your mooooooaaaaning and go do your homework.”
Rockefeller: “These zombies are taking over our lot, so you know what we must do, right Houndoom?!”
Houndoom: “You bet I do, Rockie…”
Rockefeller: “It’s every man for himself!”
Cait: “Yeah, because I’m such a big threat. Woooooooooo.”
Ah yes, the infamous reflection graphics strike again.
Rockefeller: “It’s like I have a conjoined twin attached to my back!”
Rochelle: “Craaaab people, craaaab people…”
Rockefeller: “Dogs can’t drown right? Good, I should just stay in this pool the rest of my life, kthx.”
Rockefeller: “I will admit, this isn’t one of my more brilliant ideas.”
Rochelle: “Rochelle zombie confused. Rochelle zombie part dog now?”
Houndour: “Some guard dog you are. You let that zombie walk all over you. Literally.”
Rockefeller: “Yeah, but I sure showed her! I shook water all over her! Now she’s all soaken wet and smells like damp dog, along with that musty dead zombie smell! I win!”
Rochelle: “Rochelle zombie wonder where weird puddle came from…”
Elissa: “Sorry I’m late guys. Is this where we are haunting today? And for the rest of our lives?”
Cait: “I am cured! Through the power of Disney magic!”
Houndoom: “Maybe if I bury my face far enough into the patio flooring they won’t notice me here and will eventually leave me alone…”
Rochelle: “
Do the Harlem Shake!!”
Elissa: “That looks quite painful. I think I’m going to have to pass on that, Rochelle.”
Houndoom: *Continues to pretend to be an ostrich*
Igor: “Holy crap, I’m actually doing my job back here. That’s cool!”
Cait: “I pass on my cure through the power of interpretive dance!”
Mariah: “Every day I’m smustlin’, smustlin’…”
Rochelle: “So wait, we aren’t doing the Harlem Shake?! Dammit guys! Why am I always the last one to get the memo?! I live in the household too!”
Dan: “Don’t start without meeeee! I want to be in on the Harlem Shake video too! I couldn’t find my props though, guys! I really wanted to dance in the video with my taco hat!”
Rochelle: “Sorry Dan, turns out we aren’t doing our video today, we were doing the smustle instead! I just found out myself!”
Elissa: “Well don’t stop guys, I’m still filming this, you know!”
Where did that radio even come from?! I didn’t put it there! I blame Rochelle.
And then Rochelle gave up and became a magical zombie.
Rochelle: “Behold, strange doggie! As I, the mystical living dead girl will guess which card you were thinking about correctly, well most of the time.”
Seriously Rochelle, you have got to teach me how you program your simself.
Mariah: “Oh Elissa! Congratulations to you and the father-to-be! You are just simply glowing under all that rotting flesh, anyone can see that you are going to be such a great mother!”
Elissa: “Whua… wait what?”
Elissa: “But… I haven’t even been in town longer than a day! What the crap?!”
About twenty seconds later, her simself and that guy got married too. So, er, congratulations I suppose?
Cait: “Oh little puppy, you wanted to come swimming with me too?”
Umbredoom: “Behold, as I am a great impersonator of Jesu-OH, hello lady! Check it out. I’m a magical puppy!”
Jeez, now what is this?
Cait: “Oh! Your magic must be rubbing off on me as well! What a sweet little doggie you are!”
Umbredoom: “I swear, it’s all the coffee I consume. I just vibrate constantly and that’s my secret to staying on the water!”
Starla: “Damn, I’m so late it’s not funny! I couldn’t help it though, I lost my wig in the zombie tunnels on the way here, and had to backtrack for a bit. To no avail though, poo…”
Mariah: “Dammit Rochelle, are you trying to do magic again! Stop that, you made my feet disappear on me again!”
Rochelle: “Oh, that wasn’t supposed to happen…”
Golduck: “Um… I sleep in with my husband for the day and wake up to this in my backyard? Really, what gives?
Starla: “What the hell?! What do you mean I’m dead?! This wasn’t in my contract! I want a lawyer!”
Golduck: “I will admit, this is the best street side show I’ve ever seen. Have a few bucks!”
Rochelle: “Rochelle doesn’t want money… all I ever wanted was to do a damn zombie dance video to post on Youtube, is that so hard to ask?”
Cait: “Oh, if you weren’t stuck in this pool for whatever strange reason, I would just take you home with me, you sweet little boy!”
Umbreon: “Please lady. Step away from my baby. I’ve come to try to collect him from this pool, if you please.”
Rochelle: “Tada! Behold! I conjured these flowers so hard that I became a living human again! It’s the power of maaaaagiiiiiic!”
Dan: “Was that trick supposed to shrivel my arm back into my side, because this isn’t cool, Rochelle. You need to fix this mess.”
Umbreon: “I couldn’t figure out how to save my baby, oh well… la la la *swims upside down in the pool*”
Golduck: “Now that was a strange magic trick. She showed one card trick of 52 pickup and then just vanished into thin air! Now how did she do that?”
Dan: “Not only that, she took Starla and Mariah with her. Wow, she really is magical.”
Cait: “Alright, that’s about enough I suppose. I better be getting out of this pool now.”
Cait: “Oh, scratch that, everyone back into the pool! Umbredoom is having his birthday right now!”
Dan: “I think I’ll pass.”
Golduck: “I’d pass too, considering that my feet are missing and I can’t swim without them, but I did miss his sister’s birthday so I got to make up for that.”
Umbredoom: “Oh wooooooow guys! I am BEAUTIFUL.”
LaShawn: “Maybe we should call the dog catcher and an exorcist, Golduck. Or at the very least, a guy with a flamethrower.”
Golduck: “Sorry dear, I wasn’t really paying attention. I just noticed that in this pool I got a big ole’ booty going on here.”
Here is Umbredoom all fixed and normal. He’s like a slightly less fluffy version of his sister. A shot of his left side to show off the crossed lines on his back. I still don’t know how that’s genetically happening.
Golduck: “Oh Arceus, guys, my water just broke, my water just broke!”
Dan: “How do you know, you just got out of the pool!”
Golduck: “I’m in labor pains, how do you THINK I figured it out, lady?!”
Umbredoom: “I think it’s about time you got out of the pool too, Cait. I’d hate for my new best friend to become a ghost anytime soon, haha!”
Umbredoom: “Oh, REALLY?! Well hold on, I’ll save you! Please don’t become a ghost on me!”
And then Umbredoom jumped back in, how noble!
Golduck: “We don’t got time for this, I have a baby on the way!!”
Cait: “Oh, this is so unfortunate.”
Umbredoom: “Well hell, what am I supposed to do about it?!”
Well I assumed you jumped in to save Cait from drowning, so I guess you better do THAT?!
Umbredoom: “Saving people is hard. Besides, I’m tired of messing around in the pool, I’m calling it a day.”
Cait: “My friend, why are you betraying me. Oh noooooo.”
Cait was real good about showing virtually no emotion about dying on her first day in Barnacle Bay. I guess I got to credit her for that. As much as this is still a WTF moment…
Golduck: “PLEASE SOMEONE HELP”
Cait: *ded*
Dan: “Think we should have done something about this?”
LaShawn: “Considering I haven’t done a damn thing since I came out side? Nah.”
Umbredoom: “Oh no, I killed one of my best friends! I didn’t want her to die, really I didn’t! I’m so sorry Cait, please don’t haunt me!”
Look at this poor dog. He really is guilty and sorry.
Umbredoom: “I also have three pupils, but that’s off topic, I miss you already, Cait!”
Rochelle: “I’m back, I don’t know how and I don’t know why, but I’m back on the lot againHOLY SHIT GOLDUCK THAT’S A FETUS! LASHAWN, HELP THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILD ALREADY, WHY ARE YOU JUST IGNORING HER LIKE THIS?!”
LaShawn: “Jeez Rochelle, there are too many things going on at once, I can only focus my attention on one of them at a time!”
Cait: “Please, when you send me to the afterlife, take my tombstone with you, I don’t want it left here with these crazies.”
Death: “Sigh, what am I going to do with the lot of you…”
Death: “Oh no, I’m the bringer of death and despair I don’t know how to bring a child into the world! Someone call my agent, this isn’t part of my job description!”
Rochelle: “Oh, you took Cait away from us! Why death why?! I only knew her for a day, but she was the best roommate I could ever have! Oh boo hoo! My gloves still smell like her clothes detergent!”
Golduck: “Seriously guys?”
LaShawn: “Keep doing the good job babe, I’m gonna go eat a sandwich.”
Rochelle: “Really? Even I came back to show my support, and he couldn’t even freak out for you once.”
Death: “ASDFJGHKJGFDLKT”
Golduck: “My first beautiful child! And what a wonderful little boy he is! I shall name you Butterfree!”
Death: “Like, after the bug? That’s lame, lady. You’re lame. You should name him Thanatos. Or Charon.”
Golduck: “No one wants to name a baby after you, Death. Go away.
Butterfree is a little party animal, with an artistic side to him as well. Named after one of the cutest butterfly themed pokemon that ever existed, he’s bringing in the first of the lavender-themed generation!
Golduck: “Oh, what is this? I’m still in labor, why, this can’t be…”
Golduck: “Twins! Who knew I’d be having twins! I shall name you Venomoth, and you will be mommy’s little girl!”
I think this is actually my first set of twins I have ever had in the sims 3. I’ve had triplets before I’ve had twins, but this should be interesting anyway.
Venomoth here is a party animal like her brother (Geodude’s genes are strong with these) and she’s a genius.
I think Venomoth was an under-appreciated bug pokemon. Under Butterfree, it’s definitely a favorite bug of mine. But then again, I love the color purple, so I think this whole generation is going to be my favorite!
We’ll wrap this chapter up with Rochelle now trying to kill herself, still suffering under the fact that she now has to go through this world without Cait.
Rochelle: “Why, why won’t you just eat me up, cowplant?!”
Miltank: “You smell like death and decay, lady. Please. Go clean up from that zombie mess you were dealing with a few hours ago and check back on me then, will ya?”
Next chapter will bring about the focus on the new generation, a new house, and more pokemon-ness!