Last time we added Electrike to the family, and Sabrina had a date with repo robot man Patrick and it ended in disappointment. Jigglypuff went to the store for cigarettes and considered never coming back, but she did, and it was very random and I hope it never happens again. Drowzee began hitting on a lot of sims and playing the field a bit, because I don’t know who I would like to set her up with in this town. And lastly, Patrick proposed to Sabrina who turned him down, probably for ghosting her on the date, but more likely because she’s insane.
A lot of homeless sims were dumped on Electabuzz’s house and they have in turn kicked him out of his own house.
Electabuzz: “THIS IS BULLSHIT!! THIS IS MY HOUSE!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?! I PAY MY MORTGAGE HERE!! MY MORTGAGE!!”
Gavin: “Yeah. Well. Me and Salty been paying the Uber driver for all the Shake Shack shakes so. You’re gonna have to goooo”
I feel that squatter’s reference will age like milk in the next decade or so but whatever.
Sabrina: “OoOooOooh, Patrick promised me a surprise if I close my eyes and open my mouth wide enough!!! I hope it’s a SOUP SPOON! Ouugh! Put it under my tongue you sexy sexy boy!”
Sabrina: “I have been tricked! This isn’t a romantic soup feeding, this is a failed second attempt at giving me an engagement ring! And he’s not even HERE! AGAIN! And it’s RAINING! I’m sending him back with his warranty number.”
Patrick: “I can’t go out there! The RAIN WILL EAT ME ALIVE I mean the FRIDGE! The fridge cannot be opened, and it needs all the emotional support we can give her! I’m here for you friend, I’m here for you…”
PATRICK JUST FUCKIN BRAVE IT FFS
Patrick: “SABRINA. Will you take this RING? And MARRY ME?? PLEASE. I’m RUSTING as we SPEAK in this soggy sand for YOU!”
Sabrina: “OH MY ARCEUS yes!! I can’t wait to be your wife and all that!”
Patrick: “Thank Bird Jesus. Because after you denied me last time, I thought this wasn’t going to work.”
Sabrina: “Yeah well after you ditched me on our date be grateful I’m still here at all.”
Patrick: “Yeah fine that’s fair.”
Jigglypuff: “YES! Romantic SAGs here in this room with these washboards?!!? I’ve finally died and gone to heaven!”
Xander: “I hope the SAG for Triton isn’t because of ME, I just gave my heart soul and package to the hyper blonde woman and I think I love her”
Trition: “What is this, I wanted her to bring McDonalds, if she’s here then where’s my DoorDash?”
Drowzee then opted for several bachelors and -ettes to join her on an outing, but the only one to bother to show up was Salty, which is starting to get me to swing in his favor.
Salty: “I was told I was gonna get something “raised to work for you”, I didn’t think you’d actually take me to my part time job, this isn’t how I wanted this hot date to go!”
Drowzee: “I literally just talked to your boss about a pay increase what in the hell are you whining about”
Salty: “Shopping together was a boring first date let’s never do it again, also why is that wienie Xander out here pouting for now?”
Xander: “I’m horribly late for our outing but I’m here! The weird pink woman was hounding us all for SAGs and I ended up scared and hiding in the closet til the coast was clear, but I’m here! To be with you, Drowzee! My beloved.”
Drowzee: “Ew you’re kinda clingy lol”
Xander: “Anyway let’s AAAAH A GHOST UWWAAHAHG”
Salty: “You dumb sea monkey, my con-seal-er just doesn’t match my skin today, I’m actually a peachy tan for your information”
Drowzee: “And you’re stupid. Haha I like stupid boys.”
Salty seems to be the one that wants to spend the most time with Drowzee, but Xander seems to be the one with the most interest in her.
Drowzee: “And I say you’re the highest in the rankings so far Xander, even with your poor display of mentality, I think you might have what it takes to go long with me!”
Xander: “Wait a minute am I on The Bachelorette? I don’t remember signing a contract…”
Salty: “Accepting flowers from that LOSER XANDER?! You’re a bigger WHORE than I thought!! A POX!! A POX ON YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!!”
Drowzee: “The HELL Salty, they’re just chrysanthemums”
Xander: “Oh wow a sidewalk”
???
Jigglypuff: “You can’t run from me forever stud muffin…”
Trition: “PLEASE I JUST WANT TO FIND WHERE MY FOOD DELIVERY GUY SANK”
Jigglypuff: “Not if my taxi has anything to say about it!!”
Triton: “DID YOU REALLY CRASH INTO MY BOAT TO KEEP ME FROM LEAVING SO YOU COULD SING LOVE ROLLERCOASTER TO ME”
Jigglypuff: “Oh COME ON. I had the bigger boat, what do you MEAN mine sank and his is still fine! The least you could have done was fish an old woman out!”
Pepper: “Please get this thing going, she’s almost on land!!”
Triton: “I’m trying I’m trying! I think the gas line is busted in the crash, oh god, she’s almost here!”
Trition: “Oh. Please great Leviathan smite me so I can escape this embarrassing moment.”
Jigglypuff: “YOUR LOVE IS LIKE, A ROLLERCOASTER BABY BABY!! I WANNA RIDE“
Pepper: “MCNUGGET MAN! PLEASE IF YOU CAN HEAR US!! SWIM THIS WAY!! PLEASE!!”
Here we are at the day I wanted to get Sabrina and Patrick wed and out of the house, and of COURSE. The weather doesn’t care what season we’re in, we SNOWING IN TROPICAL MAY
Patrick: *One teeny tiny snowflake flicked across his RAM processors and fried his ass out*
Totally not calling for the bachelor party for your slacking ass that’s for sure.
Sabrina: “Yeah you think you guys can come and look at my fiance and have him fixed today? I wanted to have a beachside wedding IF Blizzard-Hurricane Cooterbag ever blows over. Thanks, that would be great! OH and uh just ignore the large serving spoon lodged in his intake fan. I totally did NOT try to fix him on my own with a home remedy I saw on Jackass or anything.”
Sabrina: “Alright cool, snow IS melting before noon, and I’m calling to let you know that the wedding is still on and I would really love if you were to be there for me as my best friend. No, dipshit, not LOVE. Just. Be there. Yes bring your wife. Idiot.”
Gengar: “And I am just full of love. Nothing in particular, just love. I have love for the universe. And all she holds dear. Ah, to just fill the world with so much love.”
Drowzee: “So that’s where my special brownies went.”
Keldeo: “I’m actually the one that ate the brownies. I’m piss”
Jigglypuff is not going to the wedding because she’s so close to the end of her LTW career that I have her out at the local festival grinding her money jar out. I swear this is like watching Christina Aguilera busking for quarters outside a hometown’s 4th of July fireworks show.
Since last chapter I frequently check on her to make sure she doesn’t apparate into thin air but I’m starting to think that was a one time occurance.
Otherwise, a wedding venue was crafted on the island neighboring the house, pizza delivery girl not included.
Reya: “HEY, I was here FIRST before you plopped down your weird Pikachu themed beach wedding here! Can’t a hoe enjoy a tropical white sand getaway during her 15 minute break around here?!”
Gengar: “And she’s going to cost you an extra $150 AN HOUR FOR CATERING!! AAHAHAHA!!”
Sabrina: “NOoooo! I didn’t make any plans to feed anyone at ALL!!”
Kelsey: “Finnneee, I’ll take it upon myself to make the freeloader go away…”
Reya: “Sigh, you really can’t have anything nice around here anymore, can ya…”
Drowzee: “Also it’s so characteristic of dad to be the last family member to show up for the wedding because he decided he needed to swim instead of taking a boat.”
Gengar: “So like your father. Ah well. Next time I’ll remember to put him in his pokeball any time we go anywhere in the future.”
Kelsey: “Sorry I didn’t mean to turn you into a worm, Reya, stop squirming and I might be able to fix this.”
Drowzee: “Also, Electabuzz actually showed up to his ex’s wedding? I figured of all people to blow it off he’d be one of them.”
Gengar: “He has a more heightened sense of family than you think, Drowzee. That and I think he’s still homeless he really has nothing better to do right now.”
Patrick: “In that case, let’s get this show on the road! It might rain SNOW again in the next couple of hours, and I’d hate to implode going down the aisle with you.”
Sabrina: “Of course! That and if Kelsey and Slowpoke break a hip breaking it down and ruin my wedding I’m gonna flog them with a metal spoon rest.”
Drowzee: “No really, Sabrina and Patrick are starting the ceremonies. Are you two really going to stay over here and boogie all party long?”
Kelsey: “And miss out on my favorite tunes of the century all on one playlist, I think not!!”
Slowpoke: “I’d love nothing more than to take you down the aisle, Sabrina! You’re like a daughter to me! I’m so touched and wouldn’t miss it for the world!”
In all the guests that I invited, only Electabuzz and two townie chicks bothered to grace us with their presence today. That’s kinda sad, even for my usual turn outs for these weddings.
Sabrina: “And to think, my best friend, my confidant, Beedrill… after all these years… he didn’t even bother. I knew I should have stuck more needles in his voodoo’s legs this morning when I was working on it.”
Patrick: “Dear? I think out of all things that may be the reason he’s NOT here actually…”
But lo! Do my eyes deceive me? At least his wife Chasity bothered to turn up! Even though she’s wearing her own wedding dress, at least she bothers to attend family matters. Maybe she’s got Beedrilled shoved into the trunk or something.
Chasity: “Ooooh, eee, noooo, the temperature here is still so cold! Glad I packed my coat but nope, I’m out of here! See ya later!”
Sabrina: “Damn tease.”
Patrick: “See, now I’d understand if she was voodoo’ed, so maybe you should rethink your target on those things.”
And so, Patrick and Sabrina were wed, under the ordance of Pikachu and by the state of Isla Paradiso, they are wife and AI.
Gengar: “I’m going to send Beedrill a nasty email when I get home. On the other hand, the guests that did show up, don’t you think you should thank them for their unbridled attendance?”
Drowzee: “I don’t think that’s how that word is used but sure I can give them a chat.”
Drowzee: “So yeah hey, hot stuff.”
Maya: “Sigh, yes, this dress is reinforced with military grade A iron girdle rods, how did you figure”
Patrick: “Since Kelsey smote the pizza lady to cinders earlier, I’m now catering. I hope you all like 3D printed turkey!”
Electabuzz: “Hey. Congratulations on your wedding Sabrina. I hope it all goes well for you.”
Sabrina: “I’m just surprised you made it to my wedding, Electabuzz. Thank you. I really meant something to me that you came. Considering Beedrill didn’t even bother, I guess you were the best friend I had all along, after all this time.”
Electabuzz: “No, Sabrina. Let’s not. I just came to give my blessings, but I can’t say we’ll ever be proper friends again. There’s too much history between us, so let’s just leave it at that and keep it amicable. Patrick’s a good guy. And I’ll swirlie Beedrill the next time I see him. I just want you to have a good life, and I wish you the best of luck in your future.”
Sabrina: “Yeah I understand that. Too much room for drama and issues. I know me and I know you. And you’re right. But thank you Electabuzz. Thanks for being here, and thanks for everything.”
Electabuzz: “Now, go have your first dance with your husband. He’s been sneaking that plastic turkey for a while and he’s going to puke before too much longer if you don’t get your dance in now.”
Maya: “Oh yeah I can hold up a whole sandwich on these thangs!”
Drowzee: “Now THIS I got to see!!”
And not long after this party ended Patrick and Sabrina were moved out, and despite the low attendance and cold temps, it was one of the best weddings held.
Xander: “I only showed up to the after party to get DOWN to FUNKY TOWN!!”
Gengar: “Haha, you fuckin what you slacker?”
I went back to the house to dissolve Sabrina’s “room” and expand onto Drowzee’s so she could show Maya her “bedroom view” heheheheheheheheh and I see everyone just thinks the foyer is a dumping ground for some reason.
Classy. Great thing to come up on as soon as we come into the house.
Quick check on Jigglypuff and back to the end of the… party…
Patrick: “Hey don’t look at us, the tide came in and they washed in on the ice floes.”
Slowpoke: “Oh dang, I love pizza! Don’t zap her Kelsey, I’m sure she’s going to bring wonderful catering!”
Patrick: “Well I don’t need the death of broken fish people ruining the end of my wife’s wedding, good thing I’m also a go go gadget Conair!”
Ariel: “Ooh brr my scales are so cold they’re shrunken so small you can’t see them, yeah, that’s why”
Patrick: “Oh my word! This is Triton! King of the sea! Market! Of downtown! His fish stall has to die for prices! Of all people to wash up after our wedding party three hours late.”
Ariel: Now that the blood is flowing through my brain again: EW. A robot man? What is this world coming to? Nasty bots like you shouldn’t exist in my opinion at all.”
Patrick: “Hmmm.”
Patrick: “In that case, good luck reviving your friend, cyberphobe.”
Ariel: “What, WAIT NO!! COME BACK I DIDN’T MEAN IT!! PLEASE! I DON’T HAVE A CONAIR LIKE YOU!!”
Ariel: “NOOO! WHO’S GOING TO REVIVE THE KING OF THE OCEAN NOW!!! SOMEONE! ANYONE PLEASE SAVE OUR LEADER!!”
Slowpoke?
Slowpoke: “…Beedrill is in so much trouble next time I see him.”
Oh hey Maya! Who refused to go into the Pokemon’s house as soon as she got to the lot and turned around and is now swimming home like a moron. You aren’t going to stop to help Triton either? And SALTY?? You must have all swam to the party like morons and are just now getting here.
Salty: “And the l-l-least that t-t-titted bouy c-c-could d-do is f-find a heats-s-source for T-t-triton he-e-re.”
Maya: Just for that I’m just going to pretend I didn’t see the lot of you.”
Fish sticks, fresh never frozen.
Salty: “N-not fu-uu-unny”
Aw, they both lived.
Triton: “For these fudge crumbles? I’d swim over even the artic for these.”
Salty: “Anyway now that that’s done, I’m heading home. So tired I might be taking a snooze halfway there!”
Triton: “He’s going to die anyway.”
Oh, and Sabrina and Patrick were moved into the OSHA Violation. Mostly just to see if this place really is just a broken piece of crap.
And sure enough, not even 12 hours later, it was already threatening to boot them back out. I’m just going to bulldoze the home because this can’t be healthy for the town.
Sabrina: “And so we are going to move right into whatever Electabuzz is living in and rightfully move him out of that house as well!”
Electabuzz: “OH COME ON, FUCK OFF WE JUST MADE AMENDS”
At least the family home is safe from all that game breaking stuff. Even if the animals act like there’s not enough beds in the house to go around and look like I abuse them to passerby’s in boats.
Lucario: “Haven’t slept… in days… doesn’t know love… or comfort…”
You’re so trying to get us in trouble!!
Speaking of dogs not knowing love or the gentle tough of a human hand, now that Spoonie McSpooner is gone, time to replace her with a new cuddly creature thing!”
And the next pet on the roster will be…
Revealed next time lol
;3;
Returning to the Pokemons, last time we discovered that Drowzee is NOT a mermaid, just like her brothers. Game said ‘hee hee moving is hard some data was left behind now she’s just a witch and can fuck her brother or something’ and so the disappointment mounts. Her LTW was switched to Deep Sea Diver, which was such an instant colossal buggy disappointment that it was canned after a couple of days and she is now about to adopt six dogs, as legit space allows. So far, we have had Lucario join the family.
Also that taxi has fused to the rocks.
Drowzee: “Waiting (or plotting) for my parents to can it so I can adopt a Pomeranian in their place, I might as well at least find out what kind of dating pool is out there in the world. Just because I’m about to start hoarding dogs like a zoo doesn’t mean I can’t work on my relationships.”
Drowzee: “I said someone NEW you shit lizard, this is my GRANDMA”
Drowzee: “Whatever, I care less about it right now, and more that someone is bringing me another doggie after all! Also where is all my chairs going”
Oh? Late arrival! Better than nothing! Maybe the other “adopted” dogs will come along soon as well (spoiler they don’t)
Electrike: “OH GOD I’M GREEN NOW?? NOOOO”
And surprise! This is Electrike.
Anyway, it’s party time? I don’t even remember the party?? Was it a snowflake day party??? Who even remembers. If it was no gifts were passed out. Shit party.
I paused writing this and came back like two weeks later while fucked up with some covid (I am so miserable)
Drowzee: “Anyway does anyone want to take home a weird furry girl. She is literally pissing my lawn chairs away.”
Beedrill: “Oh so this is what the party is going to consist of huh. I could have just stayed at whatever shelter we were bumming it at since OSHA kicked us out of our house.”
Patrick: “Th1s un1t w0uld l1ke t0 1nf0rm y0u that 1t had an abs0lute blast at y0ur get t0gether and l00ks f0rward t0 future 1nv1tes!”
Despite nothing happening, everyone had a blast. Just enjoyed getting out of their houses I suppose.
Drowzee: “And then the hoe vanished again. This legacy really will never end. I’m so angry I’m kicking the sink pipes.”
Electrike: “At least some good came out of being here. My best friend is now a giant talking walking snack. Life really can’t get any better than this!”
She has gone and thrown the old one away in the Meat Pool.
Noivern: “Hehehe tem tiddies”
Drowzee: “Dammit, I have GOT to remember to tell him new PERSON not new FRIEND I hate this skank now for some reason”
This kinda wasn’t too important but I’m glad they really aren’t in a ditch somewhere. Also (nice)
ANYWAY
Jigglypuff! You’re about halfway through on your ninth job status! Think you’re going to make it, right?
AND THEN SHE FADED OUT OF EXISTANCE AND OUT OF THE FAMILY ROSTER
So then the family was reset and then the town was reset and she just didn’t come back.
And then, just as I was about to accept this fate and just tell Misdreavus she just went to the store for some cigarettes, she pops back up on the porch and returns to the family.
Sabrina: “YOU FOOL!! We already accepted your DEATH and were going to replace you with a cute new dog! Drowzee was going to let me NAME IT! I was gonna name it SPOONK!”
Misdreavus: “Widdle chimken (:”
Gengar: “AND YOU! You don’t PAY RENT! Geddafugouttaheh”
Sabrina: “Anyway I want to talk about something. See. There’s this guy. We met at that porch party and I… kinda…”
Drowzee: “Don’t care. Get with his ass. Make him yours. Ain’t no one gonna stop you anyway.”
And then they were frozen like this for 2 hours.
And so Sabrina, who she heart farted with Patrick at the party, invited him out on a date at the local museum.
Not going to lie. I’ve seen some boring galleries in these towns before (like I get it there’s only so much universal, non DLC artworks to chose from) But this place looks like it used to be an old sidewalk Sunglass Shack hut.
Patrick you aren’t helping.
Sabrina: “Glad you finally managed to figure out the stairs. I already checked out the gallery for you so you don’t got to waste more time. Here lets get to the point of you being here, shall we?”
Sabrina: “Hey I mean I don’t mind if you wanna go ahead and skill bar me like the town bike then I’ll be fine as long as it’s you bb”
Sabrina: “I’m actually having the time of my life with you tonight, Patrick, even though nothing has really happened since we stepped across the street from the most vanilla art gallery of all time, but will you go steady with me?
Sabrina: “Wait why don’t tell him that why does this keep happening to me”
In order to amp up the date at least to something fun they were sent to go watch a movie and go figure PATRICK AWOLED
Florita: “Speaking of tired, I’m tired of the cold, and is that an invite to a hot tub that just popped up unexpectantly in the corner of the screen?”
Drowzee: “Hehe, bet. Bitches love a good hot tub.”
Sabrina: “Wow really. You’re going to leave me alone out here waiting just to go sit in my friend’s hot tub. Some friend you are.”
Florita: “The fact that I had to not only ride a water ski all the way to here but I also had to walk through what I can only call a shrine to japanese anime monsters to get to this thing kinda makes me wonder if I’m too late to change my mind.”
Damn. Patrick really DID dip. It’s like 1am now, theater is long closed and everything.
Florita: “Anyway. My name is Florita, I’m freshly divorced and fuckin some old hotel mongul for his money. Don’t tell his wife though. I think she’s like. A distant relative of mine judging from the jawline or something.”
Drowzee: “Also no one fucking cares Electabuzz get off my contact list anyway”
Sabrina: “I finally dipped out of that date. He just ghosted me in the worst way. My nose froze. My toes froze. I’m gonna defrost with you guys if that’s alright.”
Hows the career building, Jigglypuff? I see you aren’t doing jack shit.
Also where in the fuck are you even
Jigglypuff: “Oh yeah anyway *beatboxes lofi beats to study to*”
I remember taking a break here. Because when I came back and looked at this dog, I thought my game was scrambling
WHO THE FUCK LAFFY TAFFIED YOU, ELECTRIKE
Anyway is it still snowing? Snow beach.
Drowzee: “well you enjoy your snowball… sandball? Fight. Use lots of spiky seashells in your projectiles. They’ll work better than rocks.”
Jigglypuff was gonna tag along but SAGs don’t sing themselves. Whoever is at the dump must really need their spirits raised.
Jigglypuff: “Oh ffs. Don’t tell me THIS is the new address you moved to!”
Jigglypuff: “I had JUST wrapped up the end of my SAG before realizing you are over there without any PANTS ON Beedrill.”
Jigglypuff: “You know what, go ahead! Make more babies you clearly can’t afford here in this dump! I’ll endorse it!
Ok that’s not socializing.
And then BAM it was spring again.
She was moved from the beach to that cute little garden in order to find people, literally ANYONE to hang around, and no one wants to be out and about in this town. I could only find this mime haunting this corner of the sidewalk for five hours before getting creeped out and going to plan G.
Drowzee: “Alright! I see we are adopting the strategy from Starlight Shorts and dumping all the hot homeless people into houses! And you put in all the fake mermaids! Just like me! My own people! This narrator really gets me.”
Drowzee: “And there have been some non-mermaid boring sims sprinkled into the mix. That’s cool, that’s ok! I am an equal opportunity woman, anyone has a chance at this!”
Gloria: “Hiiii, my name is Gloria Goth, I’m 29, and I’m on Looking 4 Love to try to find my soul mate! Yes, I’m related to Those Goths, but I’m my own girl! I like hoopskirts, long walks on the coast, and whistlemaking! I’m looking for someone to keep up with my good girl gone party lifestyle! :p”
Drowzee: “Now that the snoozeville crowd has had their fair pass at me, hellooooo ladies.”
Margarita: “Oh! New people in my house while I was away at work? Sure that’s not unusual at all. Are they gonna pay rent? No? Well. At least refill the fridge when you eat out of my stock please then I guess”
And of course, on the other side of town, I added a household for males, mostly because if I slap them all together, they’ll end up together instantly and Drowzee won’t have any chance. And that’s lame.
Salty: “And in the moment that you were traveling across to meet with me and the time it took him to get my lunch out of the fridge I adopted a dog. Because I’m so cool and thoughtful like that.”
Salty: “I’m the type of man that’s just after clams if you get my meaning.”
Electabuzz: “He MEANS LITERAL CLAMS, Drowzee!!! He’s a SEAFOOD HUNTER, don’t buss’ it wide open for him, he’s got CRABS! And Oysters. Man’s got a wide selection of delicious seafaring variety for the everyday kitchen cook. Ah. Anyway where was I”
Salty: “Oooh girl, I’m about to shock you with MY electric eel~”
Dallas: “Hey I just found the front door. Anyway. Why does it sound like the wall over there is about to bust down in the most sexual way or something.”
Drowzee: “Hello thank you for your patience, anyway, do you have a towel”
Drowzee: “Dang, they just piling in on me like that, I’m only one pair of legs, gentlemen!”
Triton: “Oh we are all here for THIS sun poisoned hoe? Ew nooo, I refuse to partake in debauchery with this debutante!”
Triton: “Actually. On second thought, those booty cheeks bounce more buoyantly than any jellyfish in the sea. Maybe I can consider partaking….”
While they pull each other’s hair and have their slapfight, Drowzee is still giving chance to those less fishy.
Drowzee: “Since me and Salty broke the last bed clean in half, I’m gonna go lock up in your guest room, ok, Electabuzz!”
I actually have no idea who I’m gonna chose for Drowzee anyway. There’s a lot of good-looking sims in this town, but no one really “stands out to me” as The One, you know?
Electabuzz: “Yeah but NOT on the last good Serta I have in this house!!”
Xander: “Is this going to be a bad time?”
Electabuzz: “Besides I can’t leave anyway! There’s uhh… a lamp blocking my way!!”
Electabuzz: “Don’t look my beloved Lamp. Avert your innocent gaze, my dearest.”
Alright enough with that, back at the house, Sabrina has a guest of her own.”
Sabrina: “Ew. What? No. Shut up I don’t care about all that now. Just keep quiet and kiss on me already.”
Sabrina and Patrick: “Hurmfpfhugh01umnfp101011mmmphurm1011!”
Sabrina: “And there’s about to be an even happier end!”
Squirtle: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
And then Yoink! Patrick was put in the household, but of course, not for long, because…
Patrick: “My beloved Sabrina! I know we’ve really only dated for like… 26 hours, but I cannot go on without you. My circuits will shut down, my motherdrive will collapse, without you, I am without program! Will you, for the rest of 
Sabrina: “Heehee nooooooo”
Last time we discovered that dive sites are now even worse than the last time I was at Isle Paradiso. We attempted to test my theory on Drowzee’s Monster Maker LTW and just use potions to turn other sims into other lifeforms and simbots, but that’s just not how the LTW is meant to be played, I suppose. That’s fine. I thought it was worth a try though. Beedrill and Chasity got married and moved out. Immediantly OSHA started riding on their asses about the house they moved into, which, at this point I’m thinking is just a 
Gengar: “And then we were ignored for the majority of the summer and LOOK it’s already winter. I hardly had time to settle into my summer beachhouse before the lollygagging started. I swear at this rate, I’m going to bypass Ash for the longest surviving Pokemon character in the whole world! Now that he’s 
Drowzee: “Alright! New day, new start to my life! Forget making monsters (though I got plenty of potions I can just throw around when I got the down time) this time I know what I want to do with my life for real! Master diver, here I come!”
Slowpoke: “Alright sweetheart, you ready to check out this neat dive spot I located the other day? We need to get out and get on with it while it’s still nice and sunny, because it’s supposed to dip into the negatives tonight.”
During this trip I realized something. After a minute of swimming instead of TAKING A BOAT TAXI LIKE A NORMAL PERSON Slowpoke quickly pulled ahead. And I thought, haha, Slowpoke is winning a race. How odd. But then realized that Drowzee isn’t tagging along behind him at any pace. Almost like she’s… swimming like a normal sim…
Drowzee? Mermaid mode please??
AAAAAAAAAAAA
While idiot box swims for like 17 hours to her destination as her punishment, Jigglypuff keeps her grind on.
Finally made it to your destination? It’s only noon? Huh, couldn’t imagine what could have prevented that.
Drowzee: “Early access to the best diving spots is going to make this a piece of cake. All this treasure should easily be worth a fourth of my goal!”
Drowzee: “At least the beautiful (but also WORTHLESS) sea life around here is fascinating. This is the most beautiful seahorse I have ever seen. Although with the resolution as shitty as it is it could be a floating slice of cheese for all I know.”
Slowpoke: “Welcome to the ocean my dear daughter. We have fish! And if you look to the left, we also have fish.”
While that was going on, Misdreavus had a field trip to the island chain’s science facility!
The trip takes them to a deserted strip of cold beach that they now have to cross to get to the labs, which I don’t know, would be ok if it wasn’t the dead of winter and they all had to take their own jet skis?
Lora: “Oh I see, a boat over a sinking jet ski would have been a better option I suppose the kids are smarter than I give them credit for.”
Meanwhile
Misdreavus: “I’m going as fast as I can for someone that doesn’t like to move their legs :(”
Dear GOD no wonder we can hear the baby scream from miles away
In the end, Misdreavus didn’t even reach the beach by the time the field trip was over (why do I have such a hard time with field trips, they should be the easiest thing in the world…), so Misdreavus went back to the cemetary to pout about it.
Next day, another attempt at treasure hunting.
Drowzee: “Do I look like a motherfucker you need to be playing with…”
Fuecoco: “I see the Song-a-Gram life is going well for you?”
Anyway. Hm. I see this is still here.
Also great place to dump off the paper, kid. Great access point.
I guess island people really are just built differently.
I took a two month break here, came back to Tangela grinning sinisterly at the pool.
Drowzee: “Hm. Really starting to think maybe a diving career in the permanent artic was a bad idea…”
Ah great. Already bold enough to pet the sharks.
Drowzee: “No. Really. How many times is this going to happen to me this week…”
Drowzee: “I’m going to cool my hot headedness off in your snowman, ok? Good.”
Drowzee: “Look! You made an evil snowman! We must be kindred spirits, you and I.”
Was about to say Drowzee is just being goofy at this point, but maybe the suit is giving her an extra layer of warmth in this blizzard.
I see Patrick is adapting to his robotic form quite nicely.
Drowzee: “Now that I’m a master of boarding, time to show these fools my skills on the skates.”
Drowzee: “Speaking of explosion hazards, Patrick, do you think you can angle your FIRE FEET further away from, idk, the ICE rink? And myself?”
Drowzee: “Damn, now it’s all slushy out here!! Dammit, Patrick!!”
Honey: “Anyway, are you flirting with me all of a sudden”
Jigglypuff: “What a coincidence that I’m somewhere nearby! Driver, step on it. Must get there before he leaves. Do you think he’ll be impressed with my floorboardless luxury limo? All the cool stars have one now.”
Akoni: “Another beautiful romantic song-a-gram, Jigglypuff! What brought this on? I didn’t ask for one!”
Jigglypuff: “Hopefully he’s now in the middle of leaving and doesn’t notice me taking the biggest MEGA PISS of my life!”
Still trying to impress the babes, Drowzee?
Akoni: “Soooo, is it supposed to be freezing cold back here and uh. Snowing through holes in your roof?”
Akoni: “Fancy hotel, Jigglypuff! This were you hold your after parties, hm??”
Lori: “Oh great. You types. We really need to get a sign out there that says for tourist types only.”
Jigglypuff: “Now that we have a room secured for the night, wanna see what kind of afterparty we can have on our own, my hairy hairless bear?”
And love. The many hotels around town have a very practical use after all.
Oops, left the house alone for too long again.
Kelsey: “Dammit, Fuecoco! Did you let the ghosts back in the house again? I knew I should have banished them tombstones to the Shadow Realm.”
Drowzee: “No, seriously. How am I supposed to eat my breakfast cereal if there’s a chance Parasect’s first wife is gonna pop out and fly up my ass?”
Drowzee: “Anyway, now that we are all gathered here in the kitchen, everyone take your phones out. Go ahead and dial the number I have preprogrammed into your phones and if we all do it at the exact same time, my plan should work.”
Sabrina: “I hardly trust you on this but whatever. Now that it’s over I’m gonna go out and stare at The Meeting of the Illusion and the Arrested Moment by Salvador Dali that I totally didn’t steal out of a museum before we moved here.”
Sabrina: “Also Gengar and Misdreavus didn’t cooperate with us on our activity, how is that fair?”
Anyway, second part of the plan is happening! Great parking skills for the record here.
Annnnnd there wasn’t. Asshole brought me one dog, after allowing me to “adopt” and name four of them. Thanks game. I love the adoption system. Always works.
But oooooh! Look at this snoot! A pleasing shape. A great doggie to join our family.
Anyway, spraycan go FFSSS FSSS FSSS
Everyone welcome Lucario, our newest member to the fold! My least favorite doggie type pokemon but that’s because if I see one more R34 work of his furry ass I’m going to implode.
Sabrina: “Oh Arceus, does this mean you’re kicking me out? I mean, meow meow, I’m one of the pets you adopted! I made it here after all! Love me for the rest of my life, please.”
This is the 
The first thing they did was send a search party out to see how diving has held up here after all these years and to try to find a new Helix Fossil shell replacement. Jigglypuff tagged along on her way to a song-a-gram for some reason instead of going straight to the song-a-gram.
Misdreavus: “Dammit, which one of you brought my body with us, huh??”
Misdreavus: “I have heard the rumors, but didn’t think they were true. The meth vampires around these parts really do believe they are mermaids!”
Triton: “Greetings fair diver. I may not look it but I am the King of the Seven Seas. Gimme a dollar or a another hit and I will allow you to freely pass through my domain as long as your heart desires.”
Ah how could I forget my favorite part of diving: the reset.
Misdreavus: “WAIT. Hold up. Let me sketch this out. This is amazing! I can definitely pass you off as some sort of new creature! A loch ness of Paradiso if you will.”
Jigglypuff: “I JUST TOUCHED your STUPID yard, what the HELL IS YOUR DEAL??”
Matteo: “Oh!! My favorite Sanrio character!! Mrs. Bunniewunnie Candyfloor F-150! I changed my mind. You are a wonderful songstress after all! AND if you’d like, you have permission to take my pants off too.”
Too much time has been wasted on this tomfoolery. Time to schmooze about town and get to know the folk. Maybe even find a relationship hidden amongst these gems or two.
Persephone: “Oh damn, Honey. You better get ya man! Looks like this sunburnt hoochie about to sweep in and snag Masao up!”
Drowzee: “Alright, enough niceities. Time to put my theory to the test! Do hurling potions really count towards my Monster Maker LTW!?”
Devin: “And so you chose to make me a VAMPIRE??? IN THIS ENVIRONMENT?!? IN THIS HAILSTORM??! AAAH AH ouch ouch”
Drowzee: “Great side story bro, here!! For your reward, I’m giving you a potion of (almost) immortality!!”
Nascar!!!! I mean Patrick. Never had a potion-born simbot before so this might be intresting.
Jigglypuff spent the day introducing herself to new fans via song-a-gram. I think this dude asked for her twice.
Akoni: “Only thing beautiful than them is the lady herself~”
Beedrill: “And that’s when I realized my zipper was stuck and I’ve been trapped in this suit all day. I’ve pissed myself three times so far. So uh. After dinner and all, you two think you can help cut me out of here?”
Oh wow. Only one day and you’ve effed up that badly, Electabuzz.
Anyway decided to go to see where the weather stone was plopped down at since I didn’t actually get a notification for it when we got here.
Mylee: “What in t’ hell is that high bitch doing??”
Mylee: “Do you even have a license to be out here doing witchcraft, lady?!”
I see Beedrill was successfully removed from his last suit. Shame he’s probably now stuck in this new one.
Drowzee: “Hey wait. Hold on. We moved to a tropical island closer to the equator. We shouldn’t see any other weather than perma balmy 89 degrees. What is it doing frosting over two days in?”
Nidorina: “Kinda hoped you’d be so distracted by the frost you wouldn’t see me uh”
Ok this might be worse.
Sabrina: “In good news, Fuecoco is making friends here on the island!! Yay! Not with us though because ew, but Castform has stepped up to the plate! Yeah!”
Sabrina: “Now that I’ve chased both of them off with a rolled up newspaper, time to practice my viola skills for the upcoming wedding! I started my lessons 
Yeah. Wedding time. Can’t let that one sneak up on me. Or least some BLIZZARD comes to the Caribbean anytime soon to completely cancel it.
Beedrill! On the morning of his “fourth” wedding!
Chasity is also ready (?) for the wedding.
Fuecoco: “I pried the chicken off her face and salvaged what I could from her wedding dress. I am very helpful today!”
Patrick! You’ve made it! You’ve also gone back to being a normal human. That’s not fun. That potion was shit.
Patrick: *Rotates arms at 84 degrees* “Shit I can’t get the hang of this robot stuff. I guess I’ll reboot the harddrive again or whatever until I get it right.”
Awh fuck. Spoke too soon.
Gengar: “Arceus I really do have to do everything around here…”
Gengar: “It’ll at least prevent them from getting married in cheap Walmart parka jackets.”
Chasity: “The weather is back to a toasty 85, all your family and friends are here today, and your bestie is playing the most beautiful melody she can on four skill points. This wedding couldn’t be any better.”
Keldeo: “Awwwwwwh SHIT SON. It’s 3pm!! Time for my daily…. Mmm-zZZZZOOOOOMMMIEEEEESS!!!!”
Jigglypuff: “Sabrina’s melody is so soulful. I can almost ignore the fact that this shithead horse just knocked the cameraman over backwards and he landed headfirst into the swimming pool.”
Keldeo: “HEEEUOOOOOOOOH”
*The cameraman scrambling out of the pool last second*
Sabrina: “Ok? Great? Wedding completed? Alright now that that’s over, I’ve had to go pinch off a Diglett in box Number Two for an hour now and I’m not holding onto that any longer.”
Chasity: “I downloaded this cake specifically for this momentous special occasion. If that stupid horse even so much as comes NEAR this table, I’m turning him into paardenrookvlees.”
Something about the chill of winter that just locks those elbow joints, huh…
Fuecoco: “And now that that’s over, the garbage man is about to make his rounds soon so I’m gonna go ahead and hurl this in the can before he comes to pick up.”
Patrick: “No cake? Forget this, I’m outtie.” *Jets off into the ocean but probably can’t use them right just yet and probably drowns*
Sabrina: “Never mind I convinced Fuecoco to put the cake down. I smacked her skull off. Works just as well. Anyway come get your cake You’All.”
Electabuzz: “Sorry everyone I’m late! They arrested me for squatting in MY house. Just because I lost the deed to it in court they think they can enforce whatever weird islander law on me? Just ridiculous. Anyway I can’t afford a wedding gift the lawyer took my wallet basically.”
Since Electabuzz apparently no longer lives here, our darling newlyweds will take over what will now be their lovely marital home.
Not twelve hours later.
Yeah this title card is pre-elder Slowpoke and pre-world move, I stockpiled a couple to keep me from having to bother with the photoshop on the old laptop, but I’ll run out soon though.
Isla Paradiso.
Apparently, I was too distracted and took pictures of shit like this instead.
This stuff is behind city hall/military base by the way. Not sure what kind of training gauntlet these people think they need on this secluded island chain, but I won’t question it, since they worked so hard on it.
And so, the family moved into a nice sized town house…
Chasity: “This place isn’t fit for a lady anyway. It smells like sea musk and there’s splintering everywhere.”
Slowpoke: “Wait! Before you leave the house, Jigglypuff, I just want to say… happy birthday sis. You’re going to enjoy your golden years, for sure.”
After I combed through the town a couple of times, I finally settled on this inconspicuous island here. Just big enough for the largest lot size there is, and the view all around is amazing. The small bay island next to it is just prime for other plans I may have, and it’s far enough away from the main island that if it erupts for any strange reason and destroys all but one Poke-center and cave system then we will be perfectly safe.
And now we get on with the building, which while I’m doing so of course I find my setbacks and oddities.
And other than that, the only real issue I had when making the house is when the HOA STEPPED IN????? To stop me from taking a banister off the staircase????
Misdreavus: “Alright Uncle Slowpoke. You ready to take this tour of our new home with me?”
And behold. The Cinnabar Island Gen Home. I know it doesn’t look it, but I spent on and off two months on this. For a place I’m only spending a few in game weeks in I didn’t want to feel like I was just camping through. Red is also a hard color to work with, much less to make tropical and beachy, but nevertheless, it’s still home for now.
I shall start the tour at the front door! A very welcoming porch for the newspaper urchins, and open space to prevent access issues (probably)
To the left of it in the side yard is back access and in the corner is a stable for Keldeo, which we will get to shortly.
Upon entering the house is the foyer, because I love foyers. Nice, simple. Before we get into the chaos that is surely the family.
The hallway to the rest of the house. Stairs to bedrooms and living areas, straight down is a dining/rest area and two rooms, and to the right through the doorway is the kitchen.
I know I’ve said “this is my favorite kitchen” before, but this is truly my favorite. It’s roomy, and the colors work pretty well together here in my opinion.
Across from that is a dining area for the family, to overlook the view from either the windows out front, or over the sea out back.
Which is open by a garage door due to the warm and comfortable weather, and the secluded safety of their own island, so the family is connected with nature! A storm rolls in and we can just slide the door down! Also great for connecting the room with the patio during parties and events.
The first door on the far wall is a bathroom, and the only real bathroom in the house, because I seriously just hate doing bathrooms anymore I just HATE
The room next to it would be the “storage” of anything survived the move, so it’s just a junk room AND where Misdreavus sleeps!
Now we go upstairs, to the landing strip of the second floor. nothing is really special about this area, except there’s a balcony (nothing on it) and Fuecoco in the corner.
Other end of the area. You can kinda start seeing where my inspiration and drive started to dry up ):
But starting closest to the stairs and working around the floor counterclockwise we have Slowpoke and Kelsey’s room at the front. A lot brighter than their last one, and as I was building it I realized I actually own the snail lamp that’s in the left side of this picture in real life lol
Next room is a shitting closet that I didn’t even finish I don’t CARE
Next is Jigglypuff’s room, where she sleeps between her ventures of grandeur and musical fame, and that is a microphone in a case next to her bed to remind her of her talents nothing else that is a MIC I SWEAR
Next is Gengar’s room, which this is probably my least favorite of all her rooms, but I think it’s the bedspread I picked, that was kinda lame in retrospect.
Though I don’t think I realized I can color the hands and underlying skull face of the statue and damn??? That’s cool as shit???
Drowzee’s room is a little… simple. It’s a start. She’s got an LTW and a spouse hunt to worry about for the time being anyway so a place just to sleep isn’t the problem right now.
And last room here is Sabrina’s room 🙂 who I like to think requested ONE WITH SPOONS EEEEE and Slowpoke and Kelsey didn’t know what to do with that and just… gave her a mirror cube. It’ll distract her long enough she won’t notice Kelsey hiding the utensils.
And that’s it with the main house! We go back to the yard, where we start with the front and move right. Next to the house in this direction, after a short pathway, I built the cemetary.
For here, since I’m planning on moving within the generation, I didn’t want to waste too much time putting an off-site cemetery up, so we are keeping our beloved ones closer to us for now. Here is the first half, where our beloved pets rest behind the safety of sea walls. Fresh flowers are put upon their graves every day, so they know we still love them even after they long passed on that Rainbow Bridge.
Anyway the rest of the family got rolled off the moving truck next door and Gengar will get to finishing that when she gets time or something. It’s fine.
By the way, a bit off topic, but I just realize I actually have two CC Digletts in my game. One of them cost $1 in catalog and the other one costs $50,000. I’ll let you figure out which is which and tell me which is your favorite while you’re at it!
Moving towards the back we have a pier building for some fun on the water without having to get a boat house or anything like that.
Past the Tatsugiri statue is the entrance, where our buddy Slowpoke is arriving late for…
Helix Worship! The shrine is in a very small corner of the lot, and shares the location with the generational portraits, but still, it’s an important part of our family Legacy and they ignore their god with vigor!
On the second half of the altar room is where a bunch of games and hobbies are because why not lol this is a fun place after all.
And out on the deck, we have a hot tub overlooking the ocean.
Also I don’t think I knew (or remembered) there was a whole pump system attached to the hot tubs underneath them! A fun detail I’ve never been in the position to see! 
ALRIGHT moving along, around the back of the house is the patio, a sitting area and a grill…
And next to that is a small pool, almost not added due to the ground starting to get a bit uneven, as you can see where the area starts getting bare, things start getting a little harder to place.
Then, a small garden, next to a small awning, for things like future weddings perhaps?
And then finally, Keldeo’s stable. It’s not the barn that we had last time (and a red barn would have been iconic) but I really just wanted to do something new and not do another barn for the third time anyway.
The stable is about the same layout as the barn anyway. Rest area for Keldeo and hay and accessories in space next to it.
Misdreavus: “And the first thing I’m going to do upon moving in this house is fork your hay.”
Gengar: “Alright you animals, don’t track any mud into my nice new house, you hear me? I just took the plastic off the floor.”
Electabuzz: “This place is great! I’m going to love our new beach home. Though I have to ask… during that whole house tour it wasn’t mentioned where my room is. Where do I get to sleep, mom?”
And so Electabuzz went back to the temp house, where he’ll live out his life instead. See you later, bud.
Sabrina proposed to Electabuzz then immediately got accused of cheating on Electabuzz because of a prom dance years ago. Gengar knows how this goes and urged Sabrina to back out while she still can. Misdreavus grew up showing promise of a good showtime career that will surpass even their mother, of which I’m sure Jigglypuff will enjoy hearing. Gengar had an old person moment and went nude for a minute. And while Slowpoke was nearing the climax of his LTW, his wife went and turned Jigglypuff into a frog right before her concert. The concert went badly.
Before jumping in I’d like to say, I don’t care about the rest of this notification, I don’t CARE what it entails, I just love the name, and would love Leo Lack-Luck to meet up with Lea Lack-Lee, they would be an unstoppable duo for sure.
Man, this is the second time I’ve seen the fortune teller caravan abstain from giving out bonuses. Who knew there was no job security in psychic readings.
Gengar: “Behold my grand+ child, I have mastered the art of levitation! I have surpassed you in merit of fame, and not only do I beat you, I am immune to any damage your little Stomping Tantrums will have on me!”
I actually for a minute forgot Electabuzz was still engaged, that’s how long ago it was and how fast I forget.
It was late at night, but the game let me have a bachelor party first thing in the morning so yeah that’s cool.
Drowzee: “Parasect, I thought you said you were into that Lyndsey crone. It doesn’t look like that to me.”
Electabuzz: “It’s me! The man of the hour! Electabuzz, the bachelor in the spotlight!!”
And the game let me invite Chasity, which means she’s an adult now which you know what that means!!
Electabuzz: “Ew is double right, because you’re still here, backstabbing whore”
Sabrina: “UGH can’t believe I even considered trying to make it work. No, we’re officially done, after all we’ve been through! I should have stuck to my guns as a child. You’re a bag of crap, and I can’t believe Gengar was right all along.”
Sabrina: “If anyone ever asks, I was Beedrill’s IF. You’re nothing to me!”
Sabrina: “And while I’m at it, while you’re here, Benjamin? I don’t know if you remember me, but we danced once at prom, remember? You stepped on my toes to My Heart Will Go On and then creepily promised me you’ll take care of my foot then promised you’ll take care of me forever? Yeah, I’m going to need to block you everywhere going forward from now on.”
Benjamin: “WE SWORE WE’D NEVER BE APART!! I mean yeah after prom I haven’t seen you in 12 years BUT IT WAS A PROMISE, SABRINA DOESN’T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!”
Sabrina: “Anyway now that those ends are wrapped up, as far as I’m concerned, this is your bachelor party now, Beedrill! I think you and Chasity are going to be the power couple of this generation anyway, and congrats on getting a good (?) one before she imbred to some bodunk next to the junkyard!”
Meanwhile across the room Parasect won’t stop bawling about yet ANOTHER old woman, I don’t even RECOGNIZE this one from any notification he’s given us yet…
Benjamin: “Oh there’s a boohoo corner for us single people? I better get over there and join that!”
Chasity: “Oh Ms. Jigglypuff! I been meaning to talk to you, to thank you for everything you’ve done for us! For without you, me and my beloved baBee would have never met each other!”
And then Slowpoke randomly EXPLODED, and burned the TABLE and CAUGHT BEEDRILL ON FIRE
Desmond: “Wait a minute…. this isn’t a Christmas party :(”
Misdreavus: “Ok I managed to work my way back up through the stairs, what did I miss?”
Sabrina: “Saying how fun burning my bro is? I’m gon’ beat that vampire’s ASS”
Slowpoke: “NO!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!! ELECTABUZZ! SABRINA!! Are you guys REALLY BREAKING UP AT THE BACHELOR PARTY!! NOOO! YOU TWO WERE MY TRUE OTP!!”
After Beedrill was rescued, the family went back to the party games at hand, such as the tantilizing How Many People Does It Take To Answer The Phone game! Koga won.
then of course everyone discovered the SimStation and had to fight over that.
Please tell me you’re just working on your glutes.
And then rounding out the day, our little Keldeo has his birthday!
Keldeo: “Yeaaahhnnn, let me get in one last good stretch in before that arthritis does me in.”
Anyway. Still failing at shows, Gengar? Still failing.
In her audience I spy a little Patrick, and wow! You finally buckled down and got you a good wig, Pat!!
Ok cool. Everyone is still here at the party! Sweet.
Donte: “OOPS! It all rushed through me and hit the floor BOOM”
Donte: “Sorry about the carpet. But I told you what would happen if you let me drink five glasses of vodka, you know I drank five glasses of vodka, right?”
Donte: “Hold up!!! I have a BRILLIANT IDEA!!…………….” *Destroys furniture*
And then they became BUDDIES 🙂
Finally Parasect and the rest of them left, with Parasect picking out a new flavor of the afternoon right there on the sidewalk on his way home.
And concludes the chapter long bachelor party (I probably should make these shorter but I enjoy these too much)
Kelsey: “Ohmigawd fine, FINE. So boring, no one is any fun anymore. Swiggity swoosh no more frog baboosh or whatever.”
Off to the beach, and even though it’s the dead of winter, right off the bat, we are having a drowning! Could this be it? Could this be the day that Slowpoke finishes this long drawn out LTW?
Patrick: “And yes, he still has to wait in line to get into the water at the beach! Someone dying is not an excuse to be rude and cut to get into the water around here.”
Roy: “I thank you brave lifeguard. I promise to never go skydiving without a parachute ever again.”
And it is!! [I think it is] Leo Lack-Luck!! You’re our 50th drown victim! Congratulations!!!!!!
Slowpoke: “Oh damn your name is Leo Lack-Luck! Do you know Lea Lee-Whatever her name is now? You two would be so cool together.”
And with that I’m LEAVING this beach. This was an interesting, albeit unnecessarily difficult LTW and the lesson I have learned from it is to never build my own beaches. Ever.
And as I have said before, upon the completion of the LTW, we will now pack up and leave this town. Let’s say our farewell to our Saffron House, and the joy it brought us for many years.
Ahem *smacks roof off with oversized crochet mallet*
Electabuzz: “Zzmmggh who turned off the heat? Who turned off the ROOF? Wait WHO TURNED OFF ALL MY STUFF that hadn’t changed since I was a baby”
Ah. Hm. Don’t think that middle gnome needs to be packed and rescued.
Another thing I noticed as I was packing, on the icon for the “helix fossil” is what looks like a beacon? That I don’t ever remember seeing nor do I know what it’s for? If this is a new thing from an EA update I am unfamiliar with WOW! When did we have an update!?! And why have they NOT FIXED MY FRIDGE PROBLEM!!!!?!????????
And then everything was nuked. A LOT of things were left standing because after a minute of packing the family inventory said NO and stopped working. What a SURPRISE. So NOTHING of value got packed except what can be carried in personal inventories. WHATEVER. It’s mostly replaceable. I don’t CARE. Everyone out of the house.
Misdreavus: “You all could have waited until I was done dropping this deuce”
Jigglypuff: “But wait! Me first!!!”
Jigglypuff: “Wait why are yall bringing out party favors”
Jigglypuff: “Nooooo. NOOOO. It can’t be time for that already!! I’m still young! I still have a career to bask in!!”
Keldeo: “Mmmmm tasty hay”
And then, the family met up, filed in the taxi, and in the dead of a winter night, we say farewell to Starlight Shores.
So without further ado; good bye Starlight. Farewell for now. We venture from here to find new life elsewhere, in the brand spanking new world of
Drowzee is low key working on her LTW but isn’t in a rush or anything. Meanwhile her mother Kelsey finished hers, and with winter creeping in soon, Slowpoke’s LTW is slowly crawling to a stand still. Since we are waiting for him to finish it before moving, it has become almost unbearable. The shitty beaches were closed due to issues arising from people even getting in the water, and we are now solely dependent on the one rip tide at the town’s original beach.
Also riding on the coattails of the last post, I also noticed I described the Ditto’s lovely abode as well. I have, of course, updated it to their current living conditions.
Slowpoke: “Wow! This bathroom is so decorative and elegant! I swear, once this house is finished being constructed, it’s going to be the nicest set up this legacy has ever seen!”
Slowpoke: “Everyone! Come in here and celebrate this exuberantly decorated bathroom with me!”
Slowpoke: “Oh man. And to think. My 25th birthday is coming up soon. I can’t wait to grow old in this place.”
Slowpoke: “Wait, where did my totally not steroid induced muscle mass go”
Kelsey: “Wait, am I being punished for that now? Forced to go to the forgotten bathroom to wash dishes only to be blocked by the forgotten child and their useless toy?”
I think Jellybean is going to love it here in the junkyard/mini library?? Don’t remember the hella large boulders situated here and I can hardly call this place a dump anymore.
Also you can tell I’ve been in this town way too long if I don’t even remember dumping off previous IFs including one from TENTACOOL’s time.
Costume party, ya. At least the fairies seem to be down with it.
Kelsey: “It’s also doubled as my birthday! Woot woot!!”
Slowpoke: “Let me go get my scuba diving outfit.”
Kelsey: “Oooh oof ouch my back”
Sabrina: “Hm. Now that I’m thinking about it, maybe I should have checked the expiration date on this toast before sticking the green end into the toaster.”
Sabrina: “Ah well no one else is going to actually cook today anyway. Down the hatch!!”
Jigglypuff: “Sabrina I swear to Arceus if you ass blast my floor after I just made pasta I swear to Arceus”
JIGGLYPUFF: “HELIX DAMN IT SABRINA IF YOU DON’T COME BACK UP AND CLEAN YOUR PISS UP I’M GOING TO MOP IT UP WITH YOUR FACE”
Meanwhile Butterfree is putting how much he’d do his super great niece on blast for the whole town to hear.
Oh now that you’re old, this is how it’s going to be?
Please ignore those fuckers please I beg of you.
Rosalyn: “Alright little baby. Just as we practiced. Now when he comes over to give you CPR, remember to get his phone number afterwards for me, ok?”
Slowpoke: “Gee, starting to get a bit flakey, but surely when I get to work I’ll have that taken care of in no time.”
Slowpoke: “Well that was a 
Slowpoke: “Wait a tic. My orange cross senses are tingling.”
I actually don’t remember all these old people anymore: “Sorry I’m two hours late for my afternoon drowning I got stuck in traffic!”
Slowpoke: “You’re lucky I really like rescuing people and plus I get big pensions for each life I save or else I would have just continued to go home!”
Beedrill: “I’ve been working on my spells, mother! I’ve been wondering, do you think you’d be down for a friendly duel, a spar to test my worthiness?”
Beedrill: “GAH! Mom! You zapped what few chest hairs I had!”
Beedrill: “Mom, why did you have to go so hard on me?! I’m your son! You were supposed to go easy!”
Jigglypuff: “I actually feel bad for you, kid. You’re quite pathetic. I think that’s hilarious. Let’s go out and get you hooked up or something.”
Jigglypuff: “Also what do you think about my new superstar era limo?”
There’s currently only four teenagers in the entire town that isn’t related to the Pokémon in some way, and I found one of them through Gengar’s phone book.
Chasity: “Oh Beedrill. From my biology class. I don’t believe we have actually talked outside that one ecology project we had to work on together.”
Beedrill: “Oh btw my mom put a love spell on me before I left the house lol”
Beedrill: “Anyway so I tried to change your clothing in CAS while we were tongueing it up, but what gives? You’re still wearing hodge podge you put on when you fell face first into that dryer this morning…”
Anyway. WHY IS THIS AN OPTION.
I DON’T HAVE THIS MOD YOU GUYS WHAT INT HE EHLL
Chasity: “Oh Beedrill!! I can’t wait to go to school tomorrow and tell Ronald that I’ve not only broken up with him, BUT I’m also engaged to the kid that he forces to do his homework!! This is the happiest moment of my life!!”
Chasity: “Honestly, why stop at engagement? We might as well commit to each other right here.”
Behold. The quickest wedding I think I have ever had. They have interacted a total of three times and known each other in that three foot space on her porch. True love and romance.
Beedrill: “Ok maybe the first time didn’t count because we don’t have a witness! That’s ok. I got someone in my corner that’s willing to give me a hand with that, I just know it! Matter of fact, I’m calling her over now.”
Jigglypuff: “OH REALLY WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU TWO UP TO”
Jigglypuff: “Wh… WHAT THE HELL DID I DO???? THEY’RE THE ONES BEING INAPPROPRIATE HERE, THE FUCK“
Chasity: “Ok maybe your aunt doesn’t count as a witness because she’s a music star and doesn’t have a ministry license. My dad does though! He printed one out years ago to lead a “secret funeral” for a cousin that’s now buried under the house :)”
So the “weddings” weren’t official, and they are still just “fiancés”. But birthdays are coming up, so we’ll see. Meanwhile across town, Drowzee was going around doing classes for skills, and I thought to look at the matchmaking option while I was near the spa for gits and shiggles.
Ah yes. The two options I most verily need. One matchmaking service for me, and one for the horse back at home.
I learned matchmaking just brings up a list of people from around town that I have to chose from (unlike the fun random choices from TS2 so that’s kinda lame. I can chose my own sims if that’s the case and save my $500). Of course, the Grim Reaper was on the list, so I picked his ass.
But we went back in to hook the horse up too, why the hell not.
Alas. Now Drowzee “knows of” Buffy after “their owner showing interest” but I don’t even have a way to contact the horse. Thanks for stealing another $500. Demon ass matchmakers.
Beedrill: “Anyway, back to me time! I’m still back at Chasity’s house and I’m gonna grow up into the man she can be proud of!”
Beedrill: “And all in the good company of my proud and loving father-in-law.”
And here’s the last of our Saffron generation. His last trait is childish, which. We know. We can tell.
Beedrill: “And now that that’s out of the way, I think it’s time for your curfew young lady.”
Can’t say much really progressed last chapter. Electabuzz and Sabrina had their adult birthdays, and for some reason, so did Drowzee on the same day. She’s now heiress, but before we move forward with her reign, I want to finish Slowpoke’s LTW, as all the family trees are starting to get muggy again and I want to move and get out of this town.
Lot of thanks, Deshaun. Gengar would sure love something that probably reminds her of the shit she went through in October. Pretty sure you need to go back to your wife and kids now.
Aw come on. Do I really need this right now?
Slowpoke: “Oh… OH SHIT!! I can’t BELIEVE it!! I’m sorry I FORGOT YOU KID’S BIRTHDAY PARTY”
Drowzee: “Haha yeah, get it dad”
Drowzee: “And before I go out and get started on my LTW to make three monsters (truely man is the real monster among us) I need to express my respect for you for being part of our great militant lineage, brother.”
Drowzee: “And I’m already gone before he asks more questions. And on my newest ride, that I have named… MY Ride-On. That way everyone else knows they aren’t allowed on my whip.”
Parasect: “Haha I know you guys keep sending me congratulatory wedding cards in the mail that “just so happen to get lost 100% of the time” but now this is a wedding even I think mom would be proud of! I promise you this 43th wedding to my new bride will be my last!”
Parasect: “Arceus no. My bride is much prettier than those two foxes I mean goats. And much much younger. I can’t prove it because she’s not here and has only been seen in her thumbnail icon but I swear she’s real.”
Drowzee: “Now that your nuptials have been recognized, you ought to congratulate ME on my new, more important, whip.”
Electabuzz was forced to start his LTW, and went downtown to pick a business to work at.
Ditto: “First you gotta put your neck into it, and don’t stop just do do it~”
Gengar: “Alright you disgusting hobos, real talent just walked into the room. I need to you stop and let me know you how it’s done.”
Gengar: “Ladies and gentlemen, tonight I have a special treat for you today! The show I’m putting on for you today is bought to you by my family in the audience, for without them I would not be here today! I am going to put on the best show you have ever seen, if only for them supporting me though all of this!”
And then she proceeded to do absolutely nothing right, as usual.
Electabuzz: “I can’t believe you did this to me, grandma. I am humiliated.”
Sabrina: “OOH! And next she’s going to do the Box of Danger trick! I’m so excited! I hope she dies (:”
It’s just if she uses water. You can’t drown in mud apparently.
Gengar: “Quick, play me off, little butterfly friends, please!”
Gengar: “Oh shit, you all are still here?”
Frog: “Great, now that that’s over, can we focus on the ISSUE AT HAND HERE?!”
Kelsey: “Fine. Fine. Just because I’m “nice” or whatever. I’ll revert all you froggies to boring old people. Again.”
And Kelsey finished her LTW in doing so.
Gengar: “I’m a BITCH I’m a lover, I’m a BITCH I’m a mother, I’m a BITCH yes no I ain’t, and your booty really stank~”
Jigglypuff: “I once again appreciate you all coming out and giving me your money on my tickets to see my show, that I am once again three hours late! I’m so moved I’ll do half a song, just for you! My adoring fans.”
Elisa: *Croaks on a peppermint*
Jigglypuff: “Someone get my manager! I’m getting real sick of feeling like I’m preforming in an Urgent Care every damn night!! Someone wheel this stiff out of here already! I’m trying to sing a Sheryl Crow song here!!”
Apparently Jigglypuff is still raising the bar around here.
Drowzee is back day two at the potions shop. Last time the cashier didn’t show and I figured, ok, sure whatever, everyone deserves time off. Two days in a row? This game better not be bugging this crap again.
Jennifer: “Sorry about that! They literally just hired me like twenty minutes ago. I still haven’t signed my waivers or watched my training modules. Please give me a second to process your orders, I don’t even know how to use this register and appreciate you don’t throw any chairs at me.”
Drowzee: “But first, hold that thought. Sexy uncle.”
Drowzee: “Wait did I really just say sexy uncle”
Drowzee: “Glad to see you guys are having a bigger crisis when I came home guys.”
Munna: “Don’t touch me I bite fingers”
RIP Munna, the best wedding present that Lickitung never appreciated. I loved you at least.
Immediately afterwards, Misdreavus announced that it’s birthday time. In mama’s bedroom all on the lonesome, naturally.
Upon growing up, Misdreavus is now a virtuoso.
Slowpoke: “Sure hope for everyone’s safety they don’t come swimming out in this tropical storm, but for my wish to save fifty people, I really hope they come swimming out in this tropical storm.”
Bridgetttte: “I’m taking safety precautions as it is by just flying around instead of my afternoon swim :)”
And where in the fresh hell does THIS cad think he’s going???
Sir? This is NOT a Wendy’s.
Edmund: “Oh! I have fallen and I can’t get up!!”
I ended up closing both beaches and changing their types because I can’t take it anymore. With the routing sims take just to get into the water, it’s not causing enough drownings to happen (ironically).
Apparently a while back I actually put descriptions on these places and completely forgot about these rants I had. Kind of nice to know Past Me had to suffer with it just as much as I do.
I also closed the diving area. More bugs than anywhere else and no one used it. Such a waste.
And lastly, while I was doing so, I got a notification of a “pink” cat giving birth and thought Sylveon’s legacy continued again, but alas, this is an entirely different cat of no relation. However, look at all that Raikou. 
CAS’s randomizer is so amazing when it comes to pets. Why can’t it do that with people….
And here’s at least one of the babies from size view. Look at this Lisa Frank ass little shit. *chef’s kiss* Can’t wait until the spirit of Munna starts slapping flowers all over these things too.
I really did lay down and die for a while after that Halloween crap huh lol
Fuecoco: “Actually, you may have been on the right path when you named me after the undead fire alligator or whatever it is. But now could you move up and start calling me Skeledirge, as its more fitting of my very ominous and supernatural presence.”
And lastly, we had an heir poll. In the lead with a score of 11/3/3, the winner by a landslide is none other than Drowzee.
Sabrina: “Ah well. Now I get rid of the rejects.”
Sabrina: “This would be so much cooler if Kelsey let me keep my shanks I made out of the family silverwear but NooooOOOoooo, she said the family needs those for SOUP or whatever. Ugh. These knitting needles just aren’t hitting right.”
Sabrina: “UGH. So dull and literally pointless! I have to stab multiple times to even get the needle into the skull cavity! Why does everything have to make my life so hard…”
Sabrina: “This is crap. This is the last time I order haunted devil magic doll bootlegs from the dollar store ever again. You don’t even kill people.”
Sabrina: “Haha besties forever tho!”
Jigglypuff: “Hello everyone! I’m just here today to say… show’s over now alright bye. I guess. No one is even here.”
Jigglypuff: “Whatever, if I can’t finish (or even start) my show on stage, I’ll just sing out here! I’m going to make my money off you one way or another!”
SPEAKING OF DUMBASS SHOWS
Gengar: “Wonderful! Just wonderful! They took my MAGIC PROPS AND EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME TONIGHT, I’M RAGE INCARNATE”
Huh. Speaking of night time. After a little bit passed, I just realized you’re still HERE, Drowzee, it’s THREE IN THE MORNING.
Of course I instantly figured out that she hasn’t been bomboarded with cops yet because of her rebellious trait actually keeping them from finding her but I know for a fact that this trait has NEVER WORKED BEFORE ON ANY OTHER TEEN I HAVE HAD WITH IT
Turned out I’m pretty sure the lack of curfew cops offended my game because it CRASHED IMMEDIANTLY and take it from the top Jigglypuff.
Maybe Slowpoke has better luck on his end at this piece of shit beach?
Ok? I’m scared to ask.
Dunsparce: “Yeah I’m not even risking this. Lol bye” *Hovers even further off the surface and honestly I don’t blame her*
Kelsey: “Hello everyone! I am here!”
Harvey: “Uh. I know the frog thing is bad but should I ask about what in the hell you did to my kid?”
Cop: “What happens to be the problem here, everyone?”
Then she frogged the cop.
Misdreavus: “All these really cool toys you got Beedrill, who would have guessed you’d still have all your Fisher Price collection at the tender age of 17.”
Fuecoco: “Alright idiot, it’s time for your daily 4pm reminder that I’m a super spooky skeleton living in your house drinking all your booze.”
Gengar: “I shouldn’t have to stand out in the yard all night long and yell about not being let onto a computer that I PAID for with my own hard earned money because Kelsey is hogging it up with her shitposting for 8 hours straight!!”
Gengar: “Forget that dumb computer! I’m off to make some cold hard cash. Just because they are already dead doesn’t mean I still can’t weasel an inheritance out of them!”
Genger after like two seconds: “GAH! Grandpa! I can’t DO this!! I try and try and try and try but I’m at best mediocre! I’m never going to be a world famous magician at this rate!”
Gengar: “I did it grandpa! Did you see that?! I really am magic! I had it in me all along!!”
Gengar: “Also I’m going to ignore the fact that there are two dead pets fighting and not even think about if they do that frequently or not.”
Nothing to see here folks, move along I guess.
Raikou: “YOU CONNIVING BASTARD”
Electabuzz: “Breakfast consists of eco-friendly harvested vegan friendly grass with cherry tomatoes and a humanely euthanized meat source I found in the road earlier yesterday.”
Gah!! How often does this happen! And of course, she’s being asked out on the MORNING OF HER BIRTHDAY so what does it even matter…
Sabrina: “I’m really honored you would even bother asking me to go to prom with you, Liliana. Flabbergasted, even! Simply elated! But I’m about to be 25 in like 7 hours and I’m not sure if you would even still want to go to prom with an old fuddy duddy like me when that happens. Yeah. I’ll let you think about it. If not that’s cool, but if you’re still down just know we ain’t doing anything that’s getting me thrown over the hood of an FBI car.”
Sabrina: “Did you hear that, Electabuzz? Someone likes me enough to take me to prom. Said I was worth calling on the phone and everything. How does that make you feel? How much does that completely bother you…”
Slowpoke’s in the running stretch of his LTW, so based on my luck, you know what that means! Mean’s shit is going to get hard just to SPITE ME
Slowpoke: “Heheheheeheheheheheheheh. I’m being extra safe and protective.”
This is EXHAUSTING
CAN’T YOU GUYS JUST GO FUCK OFF AND DROWN ALREADY!! LITERALLY!! PLEASE!!!
Frog: “I am frog. So like… I CAN swim and everything. Do you… I don’t know, want me to go out and fake it or something?”
Hm. 
Sabrina: “How am I supposed to eat all this food? What do these people EXPECT of me!? Since they confiscated all my spoons? What do they want me to do?!”
Patrick: “So uh. When you ladies get older later, do you wanna come hang out with me later or something?”
First up is the first born. Right off the toilet and everything.
And bam. Built like his daddy and ready and raring to start his new life as a workaholic of all things.
Sabrina: “With Electabuzz coming of age, that means I am too! Celebrate with me Munna! And we will rise up with our own corporation where we will bring about the greatest brand of cooking spoons the world will ever see!!”
Sabrina: “Great. Thanks for your birthday gift of a cat lady sweater, Munna. I really hate it.”
Much better. Sabrina will now be dramatic, as if she wasn’t already. She would be great in the actress LTW but since I’ll probably never see Late Night in this lifetime, she’ll just make do reading people’s fortunes for a living.
And lastly, Drowzee??? Because who cares if she’s like five days younger or something, for whatever reason the game said FUCK THAT they’re ALL the same age now??? Whatever, she’s heiress anyway, what do I care about aging anymore anyhow
And with that, here is Gen 8’s Drowzee Pokemon, still not adhering to the programming of the game and rebelling against all expectations in her own way.
High settings on good game graphics? What is that? I have never heard of it.
And lastly, along with her rebelliousness, love of heat, and evil genius traits, she is now a hater of technology.
Alright so Parasect is still trying to hook up with his cousins. I have to keep nerfing his relationships and hopefully he’ll get a hint. Butterfree cooked himself somehow, and Misdreavus had a birthday and is now a tot. 
Kelsey: “Alright, I’ve placed down some protective runes and spells to keep the evil at least suppressed. It seems to be the worst in the bathroom, but what public bathroom isn’t covered in evil.”
Kelsey: “Alright, Gengar! Run! We are going to try to shoot for the restaurant down the block, and if all goes well, we will celebrate with a victory dinner and then finally go home!”
Gengar: “…Damn. No good, Kelsey. I got pretty far surprisingly, but I’m starting to cancel out on the deck here. This is so futile.”
Gengar: *pop*
Gengar: “Oh she didn’t have to tell me twice!! I was ALREADY THERE!”
Kelsey: “Well. At least she’s safe. Now, all I have to do is just step two feet to the side… and get to the stairs… I SAID, to the stairs… HELLO?”
Gengar: “Hm. Is she coming already or is she really going to leave me cold turkey hanging like this. Because I’m NOT paying for this after she already promised. I’m not above dining and dashing.”
Drowzee: “Looks like mom is trapped by the demons occupying the firehouse. Looks like you’re an orphan now, loser.”
Beedrill: *Is actually de-mermaiding*
Kelsey: “Interesting. The wards are gone and the evil force is smart enough to not fall for the same trick twice. I guess I’m going to have to resort to more drastic spells.”
Breaking the plumbing is NOT helping us here, Kelsey.
Alright. I’m not sacrificing another sim to get stuck in this revolving hell trap. It’s time to break out a true rescue professional…
Keldeo!
Kelsey: “So glad you could come assist, Keldeo! What I need you to do is let me on your back, and then just teleport us out of here! I know you can do it, Gengar told me of all the teleport adventures she had with your mom and I know you have it in you to do the same for me, at least just this once.”
Keldeo: “WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! WHERE IS THIS VOICE COMING FROM!! SATAN?? FUCK OFF!! YOU DON’T GET TO CLAIM MY SOUL FOR ANOTHER FIFTY YEARS, THAT WAS THE DEAL!!”
Kelsey: “Come ON, Keldeo! Be a bro here once and help a hoe out!!”
Kelsey: “Damn I hate this horse.”
Keldeo: “This was hardly worth my time and I’m just going home. If THIS LOT WILL LET ME”
Anyway, last resort. Whipping out Slowpoke’s LTW credit card to get the transportation pad that I thought I had before but apparently not.
Kelsey: “When I get home I’m convincing Gengar to send that asshole to the glue factory.”
Beedrill: “Mom and the horse didn’t miss anything while they were gone.”
Fuecoco: “When the day comes and you get your own bed I’m not making it up for you you spoiled brat.”
I ended up changing Misdreavus’ wing color because the dark purple was making them look ungodly sinister and didn’t really go with the theme anyway.
Mom has her obligations she’s tending to.
Angeline: “If I wasn’t dilating 9 inches (yes inches) already, I’d give that bitch a piece of my mind for giving me the boot like this.”
Jigglypuff: “I dedicate this song to you Angeline, and to your show stopping labor screaming! Ahem. AIN’T NOTHING GOING TO BREAK MY STRIDE~ AIN’T NOTHING GOING TO SLOW ME DOWN~”
Jigglypuff: “No, really. Bitch. Are you going to go on to the hospital or at least a dumpster behind an In-N-Out, because you really are screaming over my own speakers. And I’m not impressed.”
Jigglypuff: “OH NO~ I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVING~”
Maya: “Doctor, huh? Heeeeey doctor~ Need a girl? I’m down for a good time if you brought that wallet with you, daddy~”
In the end Angeline was convinced to not give birth at a coffeehouse concert and coincidentally named her child Star, clearly inspired.
Gengar is having a good time, meanwhile.
Gengar: “Speaking of fire.”
And Kelsey is now out trying to pad up her own LTW of curing sims. By being the problem.
Beedrill: “Look at you! Already walking and talking! You’re our family’s pride and joy, you know that Misdreavus! We love you little buddy, we always will!!”
Slowpoke: “Hey kids, want to go to the festival this Saturday! I’ll teach you how to roller skate! I don’t know how to skate either, but I’m eager to teach you!”
Slowpoke: “Hold up kids, I don’t think I actually can take you to the park this weekend after all. The gang violence down there has gotten bad this year.”
Slowpoke: “Wow, look at this kid! From that haircut I figured you’d be one of our brood but apparently you’re Ron’s late in life child from elsewhere! Well guess what dude! You’re now an older brother! Don’t ask how. How do you feel about that?”
Anyway, I forgot I had this (I forget a lot). I’d like to see how this spices things up.
Sabrina: “What a pack of assholes! Look at them!! They’re out there hogging up the roller rink all up on their own!!”
Sabrina: “This insult will not pass. I’m part of this family too, dammit. I think it’s time to put some of them in their place.”
Beedrill: “Dang it, Sabrina! We waited for you to join us on the rink all day! We were going to do a train and everything remember?! You wanted to be the “little spoon” and everything…”
Beedrill: “…Sabrina? The dog is RIGHT HERE.”
Beedrill: “Wait WHAT??! WHAT IN THE HELL, DON’T LET IT TOUCH ME!!”
Beedrill: “Anyway. What’s that.”
Sabrina: “And now… hehehehe, the real fun begins.”
Gengar: “Greetings everyone! I lied on my taxes so now I can afford my newest attraction to my show! I will now trap myself within and hopefully this isn’t how I die and end my run in this legacy :)”
Gengar: “Wh… WHO REPLACED THE WATER WITH CEMENT?!”
Ari: “You are about to witness something great, Rick. Once dad’s ex wife chokes out and I turn in this forced will with her name on it, we will be living in LUXURY…”
Gengar: “Haha! I survived! I am truly magic! Behold! A true death-defying master has tricked you today!!”
First up is the youngest, Beedrill. He’s good but he’s a schmoozer. He hates being outside but loves dogs. Though I don’t think at this point he knows what a dog really is.
Drowzee is the middle child. She is an evil genius, and loves heat and rebellion. And so far she lives up to it because unlike her brothers she has denied the ocean’s bugs and has maintained her mermaid and witch abilities. 
And lastly, our oldest Electabuzz. He likes both the cold and heat, and is an eco-friendly slob. This is apparent in how he only wants to use a broom to get anywhere, but if he wants to get in the ocean he uses a boat. Because like Beedrill he lost his mermaidism.
So yeah, pick your poison, and let’s get ready to end this generation!
Pokemon Rainbowcy 