A Star is Born

Alright so Parasect is still trying to hook up with his cousins.  I have to keep nerfing his relationships and hopefully he’ll get a hint.  Butterfree cooked himself somehow, and Misdreavus had a birthday and is now a tot. 

Meanwhile, at some point Gengar ended up in the fire station and is currently trapped within by some unknown force that keeps throwing her through the floor and furniture.  Kelsey has arrived to rescue her, or at the very least, exorcise the place.Kelsey: “Alright, I’ve placed down some protective runes and spells to keep the evil at least suppressed.  It seems to be the worst in the bathroom, but what public bathroom isn’t covered in evil.”Kelsey: “Alright, Gengar!  Run!  We are going to try to shoot for the restaurant down the block, and if all goes well, we will celebrate with a victory dinner and then finally go home!”

Gengar: “Sounds like a plan to me!”Gengar: “…Damn.  No good, Kelsey.  I got pretty far surprisingly, but I’m starting to cancel out on the deck here.  This is so futile.”

Kelsey: “Awh, come on!  Put more effort into it!  Push through the evil!  Do that, and I’ll PAY for the whole dinner myself!”Gengar: *pop*

Kelsey: “Gengar?  What?”Gengar: “Oh she didn’t have to tell me twice!!  I was ALREADY THERE!”

Really.  Kelsey: “Well.  At least she’s safe.  Now, all I have to do is just step two feet to the side… and get to the stairs… I SAID, to the stairs…  HELLO?”Gengar: “Hm.  Is she coming already or is she really going to leave me cold turkey hanging like this.  Because I’m NOT paying for this after she already promised.  I’m not above dining and dashing.”

Kelsey: *Not so distant screaming for help*Drowzee: “Looks like mom is trapped by the demons occupying the firehouse.  Looks like you’re an orphan now, loser.”

Beedrill: “Hold that thought.  I’ve been keeping this fart in all day and I need to let loose this impending natural disaster.”Beedrill: *Is actually de-mermaiding*

Drowzee: “Well that’s not going to get you out of doing my homework.  I don’t want to hear no excuses so when you’re done it’ll be there waiting on you.”Kelsey: “Interesting.  The wards are gone and the evil force is smart enough to not fall for the same trick twice.  I guess I’m going to have to resort to more drastic spells.”Breaking the plumbing is NOT helping us here, Kelsey.

Kelsey: “It’s sure helping me and my mental state!”Alright.  I’m not sacrificing another sim to get stuck in this revolving hell trap.  It’s time to break out a true rescue professional…Keldeo!

Keldeo: “I, too, was promised a free fully paid meal to help out with whatever you got going on.”Kelsey: “So glad you could come assist, Keldeo!  What I need you to do is let me on your back, and then just teleport us out of here!  I know you can do it, Gengar told me of all the teleport adventures she had with your mom and I know you have it in you to do the same for me, at least just this once.”Keldeo: “WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! WHERE IS THIS VOICE COMING FROM!!  SATAN??  FUCK OFF!! YOU DON’T GET TO CLAIM MY SOUL FOR ANOTHER FIFTY YEARS, THAT WAS THE DEAL!!”Kelsey: “Come ON, Keldeo! Be a bro here once and help a hoe out!!”Kelsey: “Damn I hate this horse.”

I was kinda hoping that, even though she’s “stuck” on the second floor, she could just clip through the floor and get on Keldeo like Gengar was able to get on the couch, but apparently she and Keldeo don’t like each other at ALL and Keldeo is not actually being helpful in the slightest.Keldeo: “This was hardly worth my time and I’m just going home.  If THIS LOT WILL LET ME”

Welcome to the trap pit, Keldeo. Sob.Anyway, last resort.  Whipping out Slowpoke’s LTW credit card to get the transportation pad that I thought I had before but apparently not.

Slowpoke: “Anything for my wife, I love her and if she wants to spend $10 grand on a gamer shed we won’t touch then she can use my card.”

Misdreavus: *Is manifesting something nasty behind in that couch*Kelsey: “When I get home I’m convincing Gengar to send that asshole to the glue factory.”

Keldeo: “I heard that.  I’m teleporting into your mattress and taking a dump on your pillow.”

So they both escape and I’m purging this whole lot.Beedrill: “Mom and the horse didn’t miss anything while they were gone.”

Jigglypuff and Gengar: *what is now the usual daily bicker and brawl that no one in the house cares for already*Fuecoco: “When the day comes and you get your own bed I’m not making it up for you you spoiled brat.”

Misdreavus: “Eat my nightsoil ladened nappy.”

They besties.I ended up changing Misdreavus’ wing color because the dark purple was making them look ungodly sinister and didn’t really go with the theme anyway.

Slowpoke: “I have recolored them to remind me of my favorite food of all time!  And if your mom asks, they were recolored to match YOUR favorite food instead, alright?”

Misdreavus: “My mom isn’t going to ask me anything anyway.”Mom has her obligations she’s tending to.

Angeline: “I TOLD YOU I WAS TOO FAR ALONG TO BE GOING ON YOUR HOT SAUCE TASTE TOUR, QUINTON, YOU DUMB SHIT”

Quinton: “NOOOO!  HOLD IT IN A BIT LONGER!  WE STILL HAVE TO SAMPLE THE CAROLINA REAPER WRECKER SAUCE THEY HAVE AT THE BISTRO DOWN THE STREET!!”

Jigglypuff: “So uh.  You’re going to ruin my stage and take up all my gig schedule or are you going to pay me for my wasted time here?”Angeline: “If I wasn’t dilating 9 inches (yes inches) already, I’d give that bitch a piece of my mind for giving me the boot like this.”

Quinton: “Boot?  I already took mine off!  And my shirt!!  I’m so excited for this baby I can’t contain myself!!  Or my pants!!”

Jigglypuff: “So glad my baby was a wisp of hot fairy air and I didn’t end up with stretch marks like her monstrosities.  Those are career killers for sure…”Jigglypuff: “I dedicate this song to you Angeline, and to your show stopping labor screaming!  Ahem.  AIN’T NOTHING GOING TO BREAK MY STRIDE~  AIN’T NOTHING GOING TO SLOW ME DOWN~”

Angeline: “HURRRGGH JOKES ON YOU, I LOVE THIS SONG, URRRGGGGH”Jigglypuff: “No, really.  Bitch.  Are you going to go on to the hospital or at least a dumpster behind an In-N-Out, because you really are screaming over my own speakers.  And I’m not impressed.”

Angeline: “I wasn’t planning on it, honestly.  Ruining your day has actually become really fun.”Jigglypuff: “OH NO~ I GOT TO KEEP ON MOVING~”

Cesar: “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, ANGELINE!! YOU HAVE TO GO, YOU CAN’T BIRTH A BABY HERE!! IT’S UNHYGIENIC!!  THE hoes have sex here after closing.”

Angeline: “HurrrggHOOO huff huff, OH HEY doctor!  You actually found me, here of all places of all times, what are the odds”Maya: “Doctor, huh?  Heeeeey doctor~  Need a girl?  I’m down for a good time if you brought that wallet with you, daddy~”

Cesar: “Shit, they’re already here tonight for some reason.”

Jigglypuff: “And if she doesn’t get OFF MY STAGE you’ll be getting a new patient instead of a booty call, in a minute.”In the end Angeline was convinced to not give birth at a coffeehouse concert and coincidentally named her child Star, clearly inspired.

Jigglypuff: “Yeah, and she better keep that inspiration generic if she doesn’t want me to try to find out how to weed out royalties from her.”Gengar is having a good time, meanwhile.

Gengar: “The crowd loves me!  The fire tricks never fail to get responses!”Gengar: “Speaking of fire.”

Butterfree: “Don’t ask.  I’m still trying to figure out what the hell keeps happening to me myself.”And Kelsey is now out trying to pad up her own LTW of curing sims.  By being the problem.

Yadira: “Damn, I don’t remember my husband being so.  I don’t know.  Gross.”

Kelsey: “Your memory isn’t good then.  Later!”

Husband I already forgot who it was lol: “Whhyyyyyy”Beedrill: “Look at you!  Already walking and talking!  You’re our family’s pride and joy, you know that Misdreavus!  We love you little buddy, we always will!!”

Jigglypuff: “Zzzzz feed it to the cat zzzz”Slowpoke: “Hey kids, want to go to the festival this Saturday!  I’ll teach you how to roller skate!  I don’t know how to skate either, but I’m eager to teach you!”

Electabuzz: “What counts is he follows through with his promises.”Slowpoke: “Hold up kids, I don’t think I actually can take you to the park this weekend after all.  The gang violence down there has gotten bad this year.”

Ralph: *Attempting to take Midge’s position as the new proprietor now that she’s old*

Midge: “OH COME ON, I’M HARDLY FIFTY!!”Slowpoke: “Wow, look at this kid!  From that haircut I figured you’d be one of our brood but apparently you’re Ron’s late in life child from elsewhere!  Well guess what dude!  You’re now an older brother!  Don’t ask how.  How do you feel about that?”

Emil: “Older brother?  Dude I’m hardly a person.”

Beedrill: “That’s harsh.”Anyway, I forgot I had this (I forget a lot).  I’d like to see how this spices things up.Sabrina: “What a pack of assholes!  Look at them!!  They’re out there hogging up the roller rink all up on their own!!”

Electabuzz: “Hehe I like fun :)”Sabrina: “This insult will not pass.  I’m part of this family too, dammit.  I think it’s time to put some of them in their place.”

Tremble: “C… can you help me?  My husband… I can’t find him… the last I saw him he was chasing after a Chevy on the four lane road coming up here but I haven’t seen him since!  Please help me find him…”

Sabrina: “Not right now, dog!!  I got a plan coming together.  I need you to help me instead.”Beedrill: “Dang it, Sabrina!  We waited for you to join us on the rink all day!  We were going to do a train and everything remember?!  You wanted to be the “little spoon” and everything…”

Sabrina: “Never mind that!  LOOK!  Look over THERE, Beedrill!!  There’s a DOG BEHIND YOU!!”Beedrill: “…Sabrina?  The dog is RIGHT HERE.”

Sabrina: “DAMMIT TREBLE!! YOU HAD ONE JOB!!”

Treble: “I wasn’t even told what I was supposed to do…”Beedrill: “Wait WHAT??! WHAT IN THE HELL, DON’T LET IT TOUCH ME!!”

Sabrina: “What the hell Beedrill.  You’re a dog person…”

Beedrill: “THAT’S A DOG??!?“Beedrill: “Anyway.  What’s that.”

Sabrina: “Um.  Hehe, nothing?  Just a vessel for your soul“

Beedrill: “Ugh, it’s ugly and smells like spoon cleaner.  Throw it away and let’s go home already.”

Sabrina: “Haha, sure.”Sabrina: “And now… hehehehe, the real fun begins.”

Treble: “You’re so unhelpful, fine I’ll find my husband on my own.”

I hope the dog has a happy ending.Gengar: “Greetings everyone!  I lied on my taxes so now I can afford my newest attraction to my show!  I will now trap myself within and hopefully this isn’t how I die and end my run in this legacy :)”

I will be doing a lot of saving here on out I think.Gengar: “Wh… WHO REPLACED THE WATER WITH CEMENT?!”Ari: “You are about to witness something great, Rick.  Once dad’s ex wife chokes out and I turn in this forced will with her name on it, we will be living in LUXURY…”

Rick: “I just wanted to stay home and play my Switch…”Gengar: “Haha! I survived!  I am truly magic!  Behold!  A true death-defying master has tricked you today!!”

Haha.  Yeah.

*Saves again*

Actually,at this time, I think we are in a good place to go ahead and have an heir poll!  Unlike last gen, I don’t have a pick for this gen and I’m leaving it up to the poll.First up is the youngest, Beedrill.  He’s good but he’s a schmoozer.  He hates being outside but loves dogs.  Though I don’t think at this point he knows what a dog really is.

He’s lost his mermaidism thanks to the dumb ocean, but has maintained his wizard magic. Drowzee is the middle child.  She is an evil genius, and loves heat and rebellion.  And so far she lives up to it because unlike her brothers she has denied the ocean’s bugs and has maintained her mermaid and witch abilities.  And lastly, our oldest Electabuzz.  He likes both the cold and heat, and is an eco-friendly slob.  This is apparent in how he only wants to use a broom to get anywhere, but if he wants to get in the ocean he uses a boat.  Because like Beedrill he lost his mermaidism.So yeah, pick your poison, and let’s get ready to end this generation!

Sabrina: “And for every vote you cast, I will smack them on the top of their head with the largest cooking spoon I got!”

Drowzee: “And I’ll help!”

Beedrill: “Please don’t.”