So last time Lickitung grew up to be a pissy little teenager and won prom king the next day. Porygon had a birthday and then Slowpoke had his “birthday” and by that I mean the family got into a collective piss poor mood and Slowpoke didn’t get it despite being on 0 on the age counter. And he didn’t grow up on his own either so if that isn’t as Slowpoke as it gets I don’t know what is.
Lastly Jigglypuff and Ditto were born and I’m tying some tubes on these women in this family.In OTHER news
THIS going down on my banners on boolprop which is GREAT love the sudden censorship from Photobucket for sudden reasonsIsn’t that LOVELY
After 15 years of leaving me the fuck alone and letting me live my life with my shitty photo library, Photobucket has decided I have too much freedom and REALLY GUTTED that bandwidth
I probably could get more out of a floppy disk right now holy shit
I haven’t posted anything to that site in probably a couple years now and this is lovely, so now I need a new way to do forum banners so if you guys know more than I do, lemme know because THANKS PHOTOBUCKET YOU’RE SUCH A DEAD SITE NOWBack to trying to get Slowpoke to not get taken away from us for child abuse I just now realized that Clarisse’s bird from whenever she found it is still alive? I think?
Natu: *T pose of Death*
Slowpoke: “I may need something after a while? Maybe a cracker? No rush, I think I’m good right now.”Half the family was forced on an MM ride because everyone’s so far in the red that it was getting hard to crawl back out it at my game’s pace.
Kristina: “I can’t believe I peed myself, where is my structure, my honor”
Lickitung: “SO IT WAS YOU” EAFS/FERDINAND! What’s up my DUDE
Ea/Fe: “I’m trying to convince this kid to enjoy life and jump into this pile of leaves! Come on Jeffery…. it won’t hurt you… it’ll be soft… fun”
Jeffery: “Why is the cat talking to me”
Lickitung: “Hey Sugar Mama, I got some lunch money if you swing it over here to me gurl”
Tawanna: “Sorry kid, you got to be 21 with ID to get drunk on this.”Lickitung: “FINE BE THAT WAY WHORE”
Tawanna: “And if you be like THAT you’re getting a life ban at the kissing booth, kid.”
Clefable and Kristina actually dumped him at the park and left to practice driving, and look! They found Auntie Arcanine, which does me good to see how well she is.
Which reminds me that Raichu had passed away a few days prior to this day, and I wonder if the death of her beloved brother had done anything to her emotionally.
Arcanine: “Nah. He should have believed in the Protection of the Flame. He wouldn’t have died of old wizard disease which he got instantly after grabbing that live transformer box.”
Nevermind.
Anyway Omari invited, of all people, Kristina to his spring party and she jumped out the back of the moving van.
Kristina: “Don’t worry, Clefable, you got this! Just remember all I taught you and you’ll get home just fine.”
Clefable: “UH” *Tries to remember exactly how to cross the street at a crosswalk while driving stick*
Lickitung: “Wish I may, wish I might, will this machine tell me I’m hot tonight”Machine: “STUD if you weren’t dressed like a nerd.”
Lickitung: “GASP yes! I knew I was voted Prom King for some reason, and its TRUE! The ladies can’t get enough of Lickitung in a suit and tie.”
I guess????Also I just realized He is on the side of this face painting station. Gotta pour one out for this homie.
Sim Ross: *Holds up neon fucking fushia* “We about to make some Happy Mistakes on your face, Lickitung!”
Lickitung: “SOLD”MEANWHILE Kristina arrived at the Omari crib, which by the way I don’t remember ever being this green, back when Nancy was in here. I actually like this house a lot. Maybe that’s why all the sims keep moving into this place.Clefable: “For not inviting his own son, and instead inviting his mama’s current girlfriend, I’m rigging this house. Hope they enjoy constant gas.”
Sherri: “GIRL I can SEE YOU”Lickitung: “Daddy”
Omari: “Ok Omari, old boy. You knew years of smoking that kush was gonna finally catch up to you. Remember what the little green fairy told you to do when you get in this situation…”Omari: “YOU AREN’T REAL, DEMON BEAST, LEAVE OR PREPARE TO CATCH HANDS”
Lickitung: “Dad it’s ME! Your KID! Where all your child support checks go! PLEASE don’t kill me”Lickitung: “WAP! Sense Knocking Slap of Slappingness!”
Omari: “OOF where am I? Lickitung? I thought we were in the living room?? Was I tripping THAT hard??”
You two beat on each other until you play nice.Clefable left to hang with her mom. It seemed like a good day to get these kids to hang with their other parents.
Clefable: “Mom! I’m so happy to see you! You got kittens!!”
Tyra: “I know! I also got a new skirt!”
Clefable: “Awesome! I hate it!”Clefable: “Have I ever told you about my best friend Koga? He’s not real, but he’s real to me. He likes to hang out at the bottom of the swimming pool and leaves puddles in my room when he watches me sleep :)”Tyra: “You need real friends. You’re too old to be having stuffed animals or whatever.”
Clefable: “Yeah well…. you need new lipstick but I’m not here to tell you how to live YOUR life…”Checking on our boy, I don’t like that the MM does jack all for the mermaid moistness issue, but hey, what can ya do.
Lickitung: “Dad please…. go get me an Aquafina….”
Omari: “NOOOoooo no more thoughts of water, I got to pee so bad!”
Lickitung: “Please don’t rehydrate me with pee…. no more… pee…”Lorenzo: “Omari! This isn’t proper way to treat your guests!!”
Omari: “And your way is???”
Thank you Lorenzo… please don’t stand over Lickitung when he wakes up though.Really bad photo angle.
Omari: “This is the last party I’m ever hosting.”
Back at Tyra’s is not going any better.
Tyra: “I will NEVER protect you!! You walk around acting like I even WANTED a child! I pay that hussy Scyther every month as it is so don’t think you can roll up in here and keep asking me for more than that!!”Clefable: “But what about all those games we played when I was a child…”
Don’t bother, Clefable, I think this old bitch is set in her way.Scyther: “Come join me, children. I’ll never abandon you and you guys know that.”
Clefable: *Sobs and returns to the sea*
Lickitung: “Maybe I should have taken my tux off before walking into the ocean.”I sent Gengar to meet them at the beach for wholesome family activities and didn’t realize that left Slowpoke and Porygon alone. No worries little guy! A very inexperienced baby sitter is on the way!
Slowpoke: “AM I STARVING”
You’re fine now, just grow up already like you were supposed to do a day ago.
Slowpoke: “I can’t believe how long you let me go without something to eat… I could have like, DIED”
He’s CUTE, lot of Tyrone, but I think he’s got Scyther’s eyes? He has cars on his jacket because he’s a Vehicle Enthusiast now.Clefable: “I have chosen now that I must return to the Moon to lead the colony of space Clefairies that need me”Scyther: “Stop showing off, Clef, you aren’t going anywhere.”
Lickitung: “Where am I tho”Slyveon: “Oh, it’s also my birthday? Or is it the catnip fairy? No one prepared me to deal with this kind of situation…”Slyveon: “It was the birthday sparkles afterall. Am old”
Awww…Gengar: “Hey guys, I’m here. I brought Jigglypuff because I love babies. Also I thought Rapidash destroyed this lot. That horse lied to me.”
I guess you just can’t destroy a national treasure like Goldeen’s wedding lot.
By the way when I said wholesome family activities earlier I meant digging for rocks.
Gengar: “Wow I’m hungry, alright here Jigglypuff, you supervise.”Gengar: “You have fun and don’t let Jigglypuff in the driver’s seat.”
OH YEAH THAT’S SO SAFEGUYS STOP SHE’S SCARED 😦
Clefable: “WHAT WERE YOU SAYING, JIGGLYPUFF? I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THIS MEGA BLACK+DECKER”Anna: “Finally some responsibility”
Scyther: “Yeah, the baby does NOT want to be here!!”
Scyther: “She want to be right in front, so she can see the dirt fly better!”
Lickitung: “Oh. I see.”Anna: “What”
Gengar: “I’m not related to these clowns and you can’t prove it”Lickitung: “Am I the only one that sees how unsafe that drill is to a baby?! Here, Jigglypuff! Odds are you’re a mermaid anyway so it’s best that you learn to swim early.”
Thanks. Very helpful. You’re clearly the big brain of the family, Lickitung.Leif Hurt: *Cocks gun* “WE GOT A CODE RED!! UNSECURE TEENAGERS ON THE BEACH LOT!! NEED BACKUP!!”
Do you really have to exist?Lickitung: “WHY”
Scyther: “Can you not see I’m on the lot with my children??? I know I walked into this bathroom and left your very direct eye sight and all but this is ridiculous YOU BETTER NOT BE OUT THERE HEARTFARTING OVER ME BECAUSE I FUCKING AIN’T”Leif Hurt: “Please have sex with me, we can name our kid Mew or what the hell ever, just let me hit that ass”
YOU WILL NEVER AFTER THIS DISGRACE
Oh and by the way he’s only here for Lickitung, Clefable doesn’t have to go anywhere.
Lickitung: “HOW IS THAT FAIR, WHY DON’T YOU HAVE TO GO AND I GET THREATENED WITH A STUN GUN”
Clefable: “Hey I’m not the one that threw the damn baby in the OCEAN, Lickitung”Lickitung: “Are you serious officer? This is what you want to do?? Arrest an unarmed teenager with a baby?? A BABY, officer. An INNOCENT CHILD.”
Leif Hurt: “God I don’t fucking care, you will BOTH uphold the GOOD AND UPMOST IMPORTANT LAW”
Never too young to get a police record, Jigglypuff.Leif Hurt: “OH and you’re not letting that shitting and puking brat in MY whip, you better start walking because if you aren’t up this hill in two hours I’m shipping you to the penitentiary.”
Lickitung: “Are you SERIOUS”Leif: *Sits in his car with a bag of donuts and Netflix* “I’m so getting my promotion”
I miss Donnell.Lickitung: “I can’t believe this is happening to us Jigs… all I wanted to do was get you away from the drill and into safety and now we got arrest records…”
Jigglypuff: “Actually this is great, now the other kids in my future nursery will know I’m a force to FEAR”Well it’s a good thing you don’t have to walk far.
Lickitung: “That officer probably didn’t know there was a path to the house from here otherwise he’d make me walk the long way around.”Long way or not you don’t have to walk the WHOLE path… you know you can just cut through your backyard, right??Lickitung: “……What am I even doing back here? How did I even GET here?”
Jigglypuff: “Now’s not a time for your absent-mindedness to kick in, dude. I know you inherited a bit of your father’s Stupid, but I’d like to get in the house now.”
Clefable: “YEAAAAH GRANDMA! Now that that square is gone, we can now party up and get CRUNK”
Gengar: “You’d think she’d be more sympathetic to him, but maybe that apathy is something she inherited from Tyra? I won’t tell her that though.”