Shane finally passed away. I tried to take his grave and put it in the graveyard, since he is an honorary Pokemon, being the father of my vermilion gen and all, but it didn’t show up in any of the mausoleums in town. It might still be back at his house, but I doubt that? I’ll have to check anyway. Also Pumkaboo and Litleo had a baby, Slyveon, and Rapidash had a foal named Keldeo.
We now join the family having a nice outing to the park, since they haven’t had a good outing all together in a long time. Also all their moodlets are going to shit at the same time and it’s just easier to pile them all in an MM to fix it all at once.
Ten seconds in and the adults go on another free vacation.
Clarisse: “Screw all this snow! I want to go to the tropics again! Take care kids! There’s some frozen tv dinners in the freezer if you get hungry!”
Gengar: “Wait for me! I’m rarely smart enough to remember to bring my outerwear!”
Scyther: “Why the hell is there never anyone to run these damn things?! Where do my taxes even go if it’s not to fund workers at these stupid festivals?!”
Caterpie: “Granted you don’t pay the taxes, I do, it’s still a major concern around here.”
Scyther: “Forget it! I’ll MAKE a damn cashier for this kiosk! Stick a dollar in between his sections and take whatever I want from here!”
Caterpie: “And I’ll make customers! A business is only defined by the business it actually brings.”
Scyther: “Are you serious?! Over here you asshole! Wow, even the cashier I made specifically to cater to me is ignoring me.”
Caterpie: “Maybe because you cut all the way in front of the line I’m building here, Scyther! Even those you handmake can see that that is rude and ethically wrong. Get in the back and wait your turn!”
Clerk: “Now that I’m here a whole shift late, how about I set you up with a nice cup of warm cocoa!”
Scyther: “You’re too late. I’d rather go do that thing that my friend’s yelling about. Later!”
Keldeo: “Holy crap, I found a quarter! It’s the fattest, furriest quarter I’ve ever seen.”
Sylveon: “Hardy har har. Don’t you know any fire moves that you can use to melt me out of this ice? Kinda getting frostbit under here.”
Keldeo: “Actually my mama is the fire type around here I’m more of a wateMAMA?! WHERE DID MY MAMA GO?! OH GOD MISERABLE MOODLET TIME! MAAMAAAAAAAA”
Rapidash: *Calmly eats snow*
Sylveon: “You know, that sad little attachment you guys get over your mommies is bothersome. Why can’t you be like me, independent and free! Hell, I haven’t talked to my mama since she dropped me and I’m doing just fine!” *Loses some toes to frostbite*
Patrick: “Nope! Not with this shitty living room set up! I’m out!”
Cemre: “But we just got here! How can we be the Three Mouseketeers if there are now only two mice!”
Omari: “I should have thrown out these stupid animal ears when I had the chance.”
Never needed you anyway, Patrick.
Patricia: “This party is lame. All there is in here is a nerd demonstrating proper aquarium care.”
Caterpie: “Wassa?”
Cemre: “I don’t know, the atmosphere in this room is top notch though.”
Too bad all the fish had to go and drop dead as soon as the party started.
Stunfisk: “Oh no! Guys! Please hold on! Don’t leave us!”
Relicanth: “So much for proper aquarium care.”
The party was moved into the tree room so they’d stop moving into Caterpie’s way. It’s a cute little christmas party, stocked full of mistletoe all over the ceiling huehuehuehuehue 😉
Also the chick in the background is the mysterious Tami Caterpie is “dating”. She finally agreed to come over. She doesn’t look too bad even though the lighting in the house doesn’t do her any justice.
Cemre: “Alright, you’ve danced with her a good three seconds. Let another person have a shot at it!”
Omari: “Just ignore that dork, Scyther, you know you’d rather just keep dancing with me.”
Cemre: “Bull, man. Look at me. Any girl would kill to be dancing with me! You were just getting a pity dance until I walked into the room.”
Omari: “Whatever, chuck bucket. You keep scooting closer and closer into our line of animation and I’m gonna clock you one.”
Scyther: “Ahahah, yesss, keep fighting over me I MEAN is that my phone ringing, I should probably take that!”
Caterpie: “What the hell is all this! Why are my classmates dancing in the tree room?! Why is Waka Flocka and Pokemon theme remixes blaring at top volume on our stereo?! Scyther, what are our parents going to say when they come home and see this disaster! This is irresponsible and not mature in any way!”
Caterpie: “Also, where my feet go”
Maybe you’re finally turning into a merman, Cat.
Caterpie: “Can you believe this mess, Tami. My sister has no respect for order and the house maintenance I have to do. My parents are going to be furious, but worst of all, nothing in this house is gonna be done before they get back! No chores, no utility bills… and I for one won’t stand for this!”
Tami: “Oh just go with it man and kiss me already.”
Caterpie: “Welll… ok I’ll do it for a kiss!”
Caterpie: *Leans in for his first romantic kiss of his life*
Tami: “Holy shit, who just walked into the room?! Is that Shrek’s daughter?!” *Looks away and ruins the moment for Caterpie*
Cemre: “Yeah she really is funky looking as hell. Just ignore Tyra and dance with me already!”
Omari: “I’m the one you want to dance with remember! Who’s it going to be, Scyther? Me or him!”
Scyther: “Hmmmm…”
Scyther: “Well that was an easy decision.”
Tyra: “I will treasure this moment forever and ever and everever.”
Litleo: “GO FORTH MY CHILD ARMY”
Scyther: “No one cares about your birthday cat, hurry up and get it over with.”
Caterpie: “I care.”
Old kitty.
Harmony: “Oh no. My face has killed a fish in their tank. Oopsie!”
Stunfisk: “NOT YOU TOO! YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE THAT KEPT ME GOING ;-;”
*Casually ignores the police car pulling up outside*
Tami: “I’m so sorry that Harmony stared your fish to death. It breaks my heart to see those sweet little animals passing away like that.”
Caterpie: “They were elderly though, after all. I’ll try to replace them before my mom gets home and she’ll probably never notice. We have to do it all the time anyway, so let’s start making out already.”
Tami: “Mmmm, nah, I don’t feel like it anymore. I mean, the fish dying is sad and all, and knowing that you’re part fish meaning you’ll probably die of old age soon too is heartbreaking enough. I’mma pass.”
Caterpie: “Awwgh…”
Tami: “Also their dead bodies are still floating around in tank is also killing the mood.”
Caterpie: “AWWWGH…”
Scyther: “Now that the party is better distributed and Harmony’s separated from anything that values not having to look at her, we can have fun again! How’s it going over there Omari!”
Omari: “Why did I have to attract Jenny and the Funky Bunch? Oh lord please stop looking at my pants I don’t want any”
Scyther: “This party is gonna be great!”
Pumkaboo: “It sure as hell is! WOOOO! I got into the hidden Jello shots in the kitchen and I haven’t had this much fun since the shelter fostered all those rescued lab monkeys last year! You throw great parties, man! You’re my best friend ever!”
Scyther: “Oh, thanks cat. I guess.”
Took me a second to remember the cop that pulled up. He’s still in the yard, standing in a bush. He hasn’t stopped the party yet and I don’t want anyone going outside to jinx it.
Donnell: “I think I’m being attacked by a yeti. So I’m going to stand very still and hopefully he will go away and leave me be!”
Scyther: “Mmm this was a great idea. Great party… zzz…”
Pumkaboo: “Sooo many shots… lined up as far as I can see… best party… zzz…”
Well morning rolled around and the cop still hadn’t done anything about the party. He just stood in the bush for hours on end while a blizzard raged on, no big deal.
Bus Driver: “Yeah well this cop needs to stop snoozing and move his car out of the way. I have a route to run too, you know.”
Nope, it’s a school day, didn’t you see all this snow that’s been pouring out since yesterday?
Driver: “Well no one gave ME the memo before I started out this morning! I’m starting a union!”
Omari: “Well that was a good party. In that house. With the loud music and yelling and such. Anyway, time to go home and do things at home now. Bye bye.”
Donnell: “Okie! Have fun! I can’t get back home until I thaw out in the spring myself…”
Caterpie: “Be free! Freedom little autumn babies!”
It’s nice when Caterpie takes that stick out of his butt once in a while.
Scyther: “It’s not fair that I actually have to do work for once and he gets to go play and frolic, like who does he think he is, how DARE”
*Is strangled to death by stray wood*
Caterpie: “I SET FIIIIIIIIRE, TO THE RAIN, WAATCH IT BURN AS I remember I have to organize the insurance records.”
Donnell: “Did he really leave a trash fire unattended? That’s not safe at all!”
Scyther: “Amazing to see that it took a burning yard to snap you out of your frozen state of mind.”
Scyther: “Oh well now. I’ve become a Chimchar.”
Donnell: “This is the oddest Wonder Trade I’ve ever seen.”
Caterpie: “DAMMIT, THE ONE TIME I SLACKED UP ON MY RESPONSIBILITIES AND IT’S KILLING MY SISTER, NEVER AGAIN”
Donnell: “Do you think the stuff they put in fire extinguishers is really snow? Because they are both white and can put out fires and such? Why don’t we just scoop up handfuls of snow and flump it over the fire?”
Scyther: “NOW’S NOT A TIME TO BE QUESTIONING FUNCTIONS OF THINGS, DUDE”
Donnell: “There we go. I put the fire out.”
Scyther: “WOOP DE FUDDILY DICKING DO, WHAT ABOUT MY ASS”
Donnell: “Oh no, I’m not into underaged girls. I’m not into pedophiling, so I’m not going to look at it. I’m sure it’s fine for your age group.”
Caterpie: “OH FOR THE LOVE OF-”
Donnell: “Oh wow, guys! Would you look at this? Why I do believe it’s snowing. Magical!”
Caterpie: “IT’S BEEN SNOWING ALL NIGHT! YOU WOULD KNOW! YOU STOOD IN IT FOR TWELVE HOURS”
Donnell: “I think we all learned an important lesson here today, children. A good note to make about Scyther’s subpar defense stats is that fire does not bode well. A 2X damage counter versus a fire type should be avoided at all costs unless you plan to buff any envasiveness you would severely need.”
Caterpie: “Don’t you have a donut shop you need to raid right about now?”
Caterpie: “Finally. He’s leaving.”
Scyther: “I doubt it.”
Donnell: “Oh my GGGGAWWWWWWWD! You guys have a baby horsie!!!”
Scyther: “Called it.”
Donnell: “YESS! I love unicorns! I had Lisa Frank stickers all over my school supplies when I was in kindergarden! That was my jam for years!”
Keldeo: “I hardly even know you and yet, of all people who could have died in that fire, I would have been happy if you did.”
Rapidash: “Ah well. Forget Deputy Loser for a second and behold! The cutey mctooty is back! Apparently, fire summons this one. I like her a lot for that.”
Sharon: “Where am I”
Donnell: “Don’t you want to be my friend, baby? I bet you like grapes and granola and laffy taffy! Just like me! We’ll be buddies.”
Keldeo: “Someone please call the police. Like. ANOTHER police. Not anyone affiliated with this guy.”
Rapidash: “Roll over on your back and when he goes in for a belly rub, kick him in the face. I learned that from the cats. It worked well on that Shane guy when I was forced to live with him.”
Thank goodness. The parents are home. They can straighten this mess out once and for all.
Goldeen: “I can’t wait to get back home and see my fish. They are gonna be so happy to see me. Yep. All 11 of my perfectly conditioned fish. Healthy and alive. That’s what I looked forward to all vacation.”
Clarisse: “Yes, you wouldn’t shut up about it on the ride down here.”
Donnell: “Oh god, the parents are coming! Open the door, lemme in! I need to run, I need to hide! WHY did you guys LOCK ME OUT”
Scyther: “Having a hard time using a door handle, Officer Barbrady?”
Donnell: “This is why I live outside you know. Doorways scare me.”
Gengar: “We are HOOOOOME. And all my MMs better still be in the garage.”
Goldeen: “Oh no, why is there a cop car in front of the house? Did someone die?! Oh it better not be my fish, if someone died…”
Clarisse: “Yes, THOSE are who you should be concerned about first, surely…”
Donnell: “We don’t have time to hide in their yard! Run! Make a break for it!”
Sharon: “But aren’t you a COP? Also, where did your uniform go?”
Donnell: “I chunked it! Less evidence, and they can’t claim that I was ever here! Hopefully they will think I’m the Omari boy when I run past them and pin all the blame on him!”
Sharon: “How is this… a sound plan for anything?”
Sharon: “Whatever later, I’m going back across the street now.”
Tyra: *Now that she has a gothy makeover, she now thinks she lives in the graveyard I suppose*
Donnell: “No, can’t drive off in the cop car, too suspicious…”
Donnell: “I should have wiped it down for fingerprints but there’s no time! No chance! I got to make it or break it! I was never here! You never saw me!”
Oh DON’T leave another cop car in the road! I don’t need another stuck automobile!
Scyther: “I cleaned up after the party, so you can’t blame me for that. Most of the kids are gone, and all the rooms in the house are still attached.”
Goldeen: “Megh. Still, I wasn’t invited to the party so 50 points taken from Gryffindor.”
Caterpie: “I tried to keep the party under control I totally did! But then the cop and the yard trimmings-”
Goldeen: “I AIN’T TALKING ABOUT ALL THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FISH, WHY ARE HALF OF THEM GONE?! YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE STAGE”
Don’t you just love it when chapters have happy endings.