Scyther got her groove back and started dating Tyrone. She got pregnant, realized she rather be with Kristina after all, and broke up with Tyrone, leaving him to cry to his uncaring sister and their cats.
Meanwhile, Gengar gets arrested at work. Again.
Cop: “Well the abandoned warehouse has become a late night hangout for the local teenagers, we can’t have some criminal roaming around to influence them.”
And yet, NO ENFORCED CURFEW on those kids?? HMM??
Hawkmon: “Get up dude. You’ve been acting dead every time we warp to a new location. The act is getting old. Anyway… dude?”
I think these are the last two gnomes of ours that isn’t stuck somewhere or deceased. And I’m not sure if any other types of gnomes can “die” like the normal ones can? I don’t remember. But every time I see these two, I’m pretty sure the evil one is dead.
Scyther: “Kristina is being a major prude. And Carla turned out to be a meanie pants, so you ready to summon me a new catch?”
Noivern: “Look. I’m pretty sure the lot itself is summoning people for you. Can you just work with that and let me go back to my naps?”
Scyther: “Noivern. He’s a whole two decades to young for me. You know better than this, dammit.”
Noivern: *Tries to escape with a little jig*
Litleo: “She’s going to turn you into a roast if you don’t take this summoning stuff seriously.”
Scyther: “So what, every time I summon someone through magic, the ground plops out another zombie to match it? I ain’t able to stoop so low as to sleep with a rotting undead zombie. Hm… or can I?”
Noiver: “Sometimes I wish you would just use your inner monologue instead of telling me this stuff.”
Scyther: “Gasp! Oh no, Noivern! Another teenager! You know what this means! Its the crock pot for you!”
Unborn child: *Reaches through Scyther’s sternum and pops her in the jaw*
Noivern’s attempt number three.
Noivern: “At least this one is bangable, right?”
Malissa: “Are you kidding?! I was in the MIDDLE of getting banged! Can me and my boyfriend mix baby gravy in peace?!”
Teen: “I could be buying weed behind the shady factory instead of listening to this mess.”
Noivern: *Pulls yet another teenager away from the social gathering at the factory*
Scyther: “Hey if it keeps kids off the street and away from drugs, maybe this isn’t so bad after all.”
Malissa: “Sure. Whatever makes you feel better about being cockblocked by the flying purple lizard.”
Scyther: “Actually I think I’m going to stop trying tonight. For every 1.5 dragon summons, the yard seems to generate another zombie. I don’t need so many people on this lot that my house crashes into the ocean, or more realistically, off of the harddrive.”
Malissa: “Damn zombies. Always got to ruin everyone’s fun.”
Tried adding some decor to the empty foyer so it didn’t seem so dead, forgot how hideous blacklights make a room though.
Clarisse: “Oh, thank Arceus its just a shitty lightbulb. I thought a Darkrai or dementia was trying to eat my brain or something.”
Scyther: “Here, fishie fishie! Come get some snackies off these titties!”
Malissa: “I wish I didn’t know I was related to these people.”
Scyther: “Look I’m trying to stay moisturized here while keeping my mother’s dreams alive. Can I not do both at the same time?”
Malissa: “So glad dad opted to be a fairy instead of whatever eel like thing you are suppose to be. I can deal with the fairy dust everytime I fart but I can’t deal with y’alls shit.”
Then birthday because wheeeeeee
Caterpie: “I have brought some heart healthy hummus. Just the hummus. No bread or chips to dip with it. You guys are just gonna have to use your fingers.”
Gengar: “Bitch move I’m bringing the child forth”
Tyra: “Oh shit”
And then no one appeared in queue to actually help Clefable with her caking.
Gengar: “You are becoming a grown woman today, girl. Time for you to learn how to feed yourself.”
Clefable: “PWEASE! I HUNGY!!”
Tami: “Jesus, I really can’t put up with your family’s bullshittery, Cat. Give me the baby, I’ll take care of this.”
Caterpie: “That’s why I love you dear! You are so wonderful with kids, and such a great mother! Had I known that in advance I wouldn’t have pulled all my hair out in fear of parenthood.”
Not recollecting a time when an out-of-household sim helped one of the toddlers or babies to their cakes, but Tami stepping up to the plate makes her so awesome in my eyes.
Gengar: “Good because I’m so fucking tired birthdays as it is.”
Scyther: “I swear I’m a good mom! I just really shouldn’t lug a toddler around while being in my late 3rd trimester or so. But! I invited her other mother to be a part of her life! I really want Clefable to grow up knowing and loving her other mother.”
Tyra: “Hm.”
Tyra: “And yet you’re a class D skank-a-zoid who really needs to roll down in a ditch and stay there.”
Scyther: “Be bitter all you want, I’m here for our kid’s birthday, Tyra.”
Tyra: “And whose child are you carrying this time, HMMM? Shall I roll a wheel with everyone’s name on it, I’m sure the odds are even for everyone in this town at this point!”
Scyther: “Ok, enough of that, hurry up! I’m starving over here!”
Caterpie: “Geez, Tyra. At this point I’m starting to believe Scyther is the more mature of the two of you in this situation.”
Clefable: “Can we not take a moment to talk about this disaster of a table? These two patterns do not, at all, go together, and I would be ashamed to have this thing in any room of my house.”
Tami: “Uh”
Clefable gained the perceptive trait.
Scyther: “Wait, maybe I’m not hungry after all! Maybe it’s the bABY COMING, AAAHHH!”
Clarisse: “After the first couple of kids this act is getting old, Scyther.”
Thanks for caring, guys.
Clarisse: “Awh, come on and stop dragging, Scyther! There’s a Days of our Lives rerun marathon starting at midnight and if I miss a single moment I’m going to knock you out.”
Ari: “Nice party hope to get mixed up in the family drama again soon, bye guys.”
Better lighting look at Clefable. She looks very much like her mother Tyra but I think she’s a good mix of both. Cute and promising.
Oh yeah. I noticed this asshole around the time Scyther went into labor.
Rapidash: “You’re really getting good at our game of hide and seek!”
Can you not.
Gengar: “Isn’t that that Kristina chick my granddaughter was so keen on? I think she and her Carla girlfriend are macking it back up at the makeout spot up here in the parking lot.”
Lame. LAME. KRISTINA STOP MAKING MY LIFE SO HARD.
Gengar: “Anyway. Why was I out here again? Oh yeah, the law is here to take me away for shoplifting that bundle of zucchini from the store earlier”
Cop: “THE LAW WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL”
Gengar stop being a colossal failure ffs
In the meanwhile, the new baby.
Scyther: “I made bebe”
This is baby Slowpoke.
This is my BELOVED SON
THE GOODEST BOY
I have come to love this pokemon so much in the past couple of years you guys do not understand
The baby is also named as such in lieu of the fact that it only took AGES AND AGES for me to update, so I thought this would be perfect for this child and this entire generation.
He is a couch potato and he is clumsy. The traits are so perfect, I couldn’t have done it better.
Clefable: “Look, if you want your IF to love and care for you in the future, you got to treat her right. Hold her gently like you would a small baby, and cradle her head in your hand like so.”
Lickitung: “Chwadle wike so…”
Lickitung: “Den I YANK OUT DA BWAIN! HEEEHEHEHHEHE”
Clefable: “Oh Koga. Janine isn’t going to survive the winter. I’m sorry.”
Scyther is returning home with the new baby, so its time to further the nursery setup. However I forgot the third room in the row still has that hole in the floor that I can’t close for whatever reason it was.
Hold the rug down, Slowpoke. Surely no one needs to know that that hole was ever there.
Anyway. Forgot to even give Clefable a bed afterwards and have absolutely no funds to make up for that right now. Surely after a day or so I’ll have at least a couple bucks for a cheap bed right?
Game: “Oh, uh, btw. You guys owe us some fuckin’ money.”
Scyther: “Shit. Really good time for grandma to get arrested by the cops. I’d delete some things around here to pay that, but that’s a lot of money and I really like owning my stuff.”
Scyther: “Anyway. Hey you guys, there’s another mouth to feed in here! You guys got to keep your playing down or go live outside or something.”
Clefable: “Great. Another cry baby in the house. Lickitung’s boohooing is horrible enough.”
Clarisse: “Scoot over kid. I want to talk about how sad life is since I got old. Surely you’ll listen to my ramblings, right?”
Slowpoke: “Goo?”
Put the game down for a couple weeks, forgot what I was doing.
Keldeo: “This ceviche offends me.”
Mmm, mailbox cuisine. Marinating outside for a fortnight. Classy.
Hawkmon: “Ignore us all you want, my only friend is still dead! Aren’t you assholes going to come and help me do something about this! Please! I need assistance!”
Gengar: “Can’t deal, prison bitch needs her Freedom Food!”
Rapidash from the fucking kitchen window: “Huehuehuehue, too late for that.”
Rapidash: “I already ate all the snacks here! And melded myself to the kitchen.”
One of these days these accidents are really going to kill you, Rapidash.
Gengar: “You slackers couldn’t be left alone for one day! I go to prison and you forget to pay the cellphone bills?!”
I tried going around and collecting money from property? I thought had that ability? But all I can do is fire people from the grocery store and by then it was apparently too late. 
Clefable: “Adult problems are adult problems. We broke. I don’t even have a bed so whatever he takes its whatever.”
Rapidash: “I refuse to take this failure lying down like the rest of you! Hey, remember that failed attempt to distract that burglar with my magic fire?! Remember what a bad idea that was? Let’s give that idea another shot!”
Bad idea is bad. Hide the mermaids.
Devin: “WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK, FUCKING, FUCK?”
Rapidash: “Oh wow, it seems my fire finally has an admirer UoU”
Clefable: “Holy crap he actually came back out to look at the fire…”
Rapidash: “Heeey, the rain put my fire out! That’s not cool! Hey cloud! Screw you, asshole!”
But hey, the fire chased off the repo man! Burning something did something positive for once!
He may come back in the future, but maybe it’s just enough time to get those bills paid or something.
If Gengar stays out of prison long enough to draw a paycheck.
Scyther: “I shall celebrate our good fortunes by taking my future girlfriend out for a date, oh dearest Kristina, why you gotta get back with Carla again, she’s such a jerk”
Kristina: “Please, can’t you just let me live my life?”
Unfortunately, all good luck and fortune comes at a price…
I get the death music halfway through the date and had to figure out the hard way that Clarisse died in the kitchen trying to eat a piece of cake.
Clarisse: “It was so old and stale and hard from sitting in the backyard all weekend that it was like swallowing a rock and I choked on it.”
Death: “I’d say it was a good thing you didn’t try the mailbox ceviche, but to be fair the outcome would have probably been the same.”
Litleo: “Sorry, Clarisse. I can’t bargain with this guy this time for your soul back. May we meet again.”
Clarisse: “Nooo! Not like this! There’s so much I haven’t done yet! Bridgett will never know where I went, and I just started bonding with Slowpoke over our favorite Days of our Lives characters!”
RIP Clarisse. You brought Goldeen much happiness in life. I’m sure you brightened Bridgett’s life for the better and she won’t forget you, but it’s time to return to the sea with your wife.
Scyther is already feeling the effects of the, erm, death.
Scyther: “Hey my mom just died! That should be good enough reason for you to dump Carla and date me out of pity, right?!”
Kristina: “Oh for fu… fine. I guess since you’re so determined. And I’d hate for you to be sad about your mom AND for me turning your advances down. I’ll leave Carla again, but this date better be good.”
Scyther: “AWESOME!”
Gengar: “I suppose since the last of my daughter’s major ties to this room is gone, we can finally get rid of these fish so we don’t have to feed them every 20 minutes.
Literally, the first thing she did was “meh” at the pet fish after Clarisse died. It’s amazing Clarisse left such an impact on this family that they give as little of a shit as they do.
Ending the chapter with Arcanine finally having a baby of her own… with Slowpoke’s father.
Tyrone: “Having revenge sex with Scyther’s aunt was probably not a good idea in the first place… now I’m stuck with it. Her idea of a good time involves matches and my back hair. I hate life.”
Oh… oh my. Two years. Over two years, since this blog updated. It’s never been abandoned, I promised. But if you guys recall, pursuing Scyther’s LTW was met with resets and glitches, and every time I thought to return, I felt like it was pointless to spend 40 minutes booting up a game that was just going to keep doing that. So it just fell wayside.
And here we are, last couple of photos before the hiatus, with Scyther summoning another friend to date, and once again, Noivern has summoned Tyrone.
Tyrone: “Oh noooooo, ewwwww, I disapprove and want to go home!”
Bridgett: “To hold you in my arms for two years was the most wonderful sensation of them all, my love.”
Scyther: “I also like to think I influenced those two to find each other. I introduced them to the wonders of the V, and they introduced themselves to each other. I’m the ultimate matchmaker. That bangs everyone first.”
Scyther: “Pleeeeease… just this once game. Let me get down his pants. I got the woohooium turned on, I got the mood music up… just let me get some…”
YES. SUCCESS. Only took two years but Scyther got some.
Besides, look at that grin. She’s so happy to get what she wanted for so long.
Scyther: “Oh yeah, the important part. Do you want to actually date me? I’m sure you’ll be a better partner than your sister ever was.”
Tyrone: “My first relationship with a girl. I swear to be the best boyfriend I can be.”
Scyther: “I don’t remember who Alora is, but she sure sounds alluring…”
Spoilers though. Alora isn’t what I remembered.
Scyther: “You look like you’re 13, but I think you’re really adorable. After your next birthday, call me sometime.”
Checking in on the babies. They’re still here. They’re doing great.
Tami has been pregnant for two years and apparently has been hanging with Gengar in Clarisse’s room the whole time.
Speaking of unborn children…
So, you had to take your, uh, scales off but bathe in a pair of booty shorts that distinctly say Lolita on the ass?
Scyther: “Awwh, why do I have to come in here and potty train these kids?”
And so begins baby skilling. Wow two years absence didn’t make this more entertaining.
Oh. Neat. You’re still here, I guess.
Then everyone wanted to have a Feast party for the fall festivities so it was indulged.
Bobbie: “Oh wow, what a sweet and gentle horse. You guys have, like, the neatest things around here.”
Clarisse: “I’m so glad you could make it to the party, my love. but please, don’t murder my daughter-in-law.”
Glad you could make it, Kristina! You finally made room in your schedule to come see us for our party?
Kristina: “Now that I left my salad balanced dangerously on the edge of a forgotten table on the far side of the house, it’s time I made my escape! Every woman for themselves!”
Kristina: “AAAHHHHHHHH”
Scyther: “Oh my Arceus mom, move out of the way! And don’t body block the door, Maria! Can’t you see I’m queuespamming interactions with Kristina to make her come back?!”
Maria: *Blocks out what she just heard and goes to a happy place*
Kristina: “Hey. Is anyone using this seat perhaps? Like an IF or a broken gnome? Because of so I will gladly leave and sit on a toilet in the upstairs bathroom or literally anywhere else.”
Tyrone: “Hello my love! Glad you could save me a seat next to you! We can sit and discuss our future plans with our family and friends as we enjoy our holiday feast together!”
After the party, we had a birthday.
Rapidash: “Cool I still look the same as I always have. Carry on.”
And then, on the flip side, Scyther announces her third pregnancy!
Additionally, I realized Pumkaboo was dying, and of course, its because he’s stuck on this shitty chair.
After resetting Pumkaboo, he instantly grew up into an elder. No sparkles, no animations, just poof, grey hairs.
Scyther: “Here’s where you wondered off to. By the way, you knocked me up.”
Scyther: “And for those reasons, and countless others, I have to break up with you!”
Scyther: “And stress makes my lips chunk up and fall off, and how can I kiss with chunky lippies?!”
Tyone: “Whatever! Its your loss! I have another girl on the side, one that will love me dearly and truly (please don’t accidentally think of the cat, I’m sure I can remember my romantic interest in Chandra if I try extra hard) *thinks of Pepper* FUCK”
Tyrone: “What?! Even you?! Don’t shun me like this, I need your support and care at a time like this!”
Tyrone: “BOOHOOOHUGNGUGNABLUGGLUG, PLEASE I NEED SOMEONE TO CARE FOR ME, MY LIFE IS FALLING APART”
Now that that mistake is taken care of, time to call Kristina up and ask her for a night on the t… oh. She’s busy for the next 5 hours. How am I not surprised.”
Scyther: “I guess I have nothing better to do than to sit at the park and eat constantly until she gets off her 24 hour shift.”
Scyther: *Flings Noivern into the air like a rock*
Noivern: “Here. Your best friend on your relationship list. Let me go back to my hibernation.”
Scyther: “It does warm my heart to know how much you love and care for me to be one of my friends.”
Scyther: “Ok Noivern, take two. This time summon someone that isn’t related to me so I can get some booty.
Litleo: “Wait, hold on! Let me get in on this friendship action! I just want to remind you both that I love you very dearly and you two are my best friends and the food dish back at the house is almost empty.”
Scyther: “Finally, lady luck is on my side.”
Kristina: “I suppose if you are putting this much effort into wanting to spend time with me, you aren’t that bad I suppose.”
And with some quick thinking, Scyther finally got her first kiss with Kristina.
Of course the moment is ruined by sudden zombie.
Kristina: “Jeez, sorry. I’m no longer in the mood for kissing or affection. The stinky zombie stink really killed the mood for me suddenly.”
And so she nyooms off to Carla’s house, the chick from last chapter that almost gave it up to Scyther if it weren’t for the glitches, because I get tired of the play-hard-to-get game.
Carla: “Wow, never thought your skank nasty hoe ass would ever show your face within my radius ever again!”
Carla: “GET OFF MY PORCH YOU SLEAZE SLUT”
To end the chapter, Tami and Caterpie at some point had their babies, and they are TRIPLETS!
Wow I’m actually not playing Fallout 4 
Scyther left Cemre’s broke ass and moved onto Eileen in .04 seconds. They are now dating.
Gengar: “Now that you’re a part of the family, time to earn your keep. Fly me somewhere, Noivern! Show me the new animation that’s sweeping the nation!”
Noivern: *Flys away by himself*
Gengar: “You’re still mama’s good boy though. Who wants a carrot??”
I rather would be watching Gengar play with Noivern. Because watching Scyther and Eileen turned out to be garbage……………..
Instead of sleeping with Scyther, she chose the less fun, sleep on the floor option.
Also screaming children isn’t helping set the mood exactly.
Scyther: “I’ve been standing in this living room for almost 3 hours waiting for Eileen to stop staring down her miserable child, and I just realized that this man isn’t even wearing any pants. No wonder the kids are so distressed.”
Scyther: “You know what, Eileen?! I can’t be with a person that stands around for hours while their child is forced to stare at their Uncle’s dick all morning, that’s borderline child abuse!
Awww, someone is cutely enjoying an afternoon nap.
Scyther: “Wake up, Chicken Stick. You’re gonna make me a new friend with your magic powers somehow.”
Scyther: “Go, Noivern, and fetch me a looker for me to start over fresh!”
Noivern: *Spits up a looker*
Scyther: “Wait a fish shit, isn’t this one of Eileen’s brothers? Are you serious.”
Scyther: “But hey, that instant-friend tho. Gimme two seconds I’mma be on this stick”
So much for a quick and easy relationship though. Apparently Tyrone is just as sleepy as Noivern is right now.
Clarisse: “Lookie! I found babies! I will take care of them forever!”
Tyrone: “Now that your Motive Mobile has eradicated any indication that I haven’t slept since I was in high school, I must say, this extremely high saturated light seems to make you even more vibrant than you actually are…”
Scyther: “You are gonna be the easiest romance I have ever conquered.”
Tyrone: “Oh well would you look at that? Every time we get anywhere near Extremely Irresistible status, we reset our interaction! Now isn’t that just a pickle in a basket of squash.”
Scyther followed Tyrone back to the house, where on the way I saw Rapidash standing under a sign to protect herself from the rain. Ever since rebuilding the house, I kinda let Rapidash and Keldeo wander aimlessly around lots, so they are off on their own little adventure, and travel all over, surviving surprisingly well.
Scyther: “Tyrone, we need to… ARE THOSE BABIES STILL SITTING HERE CRYING THEIR EYES OUT.”
Annoyed with the lack of care I reset them for need boosts, but this one continued to cry no matter what. So I aged her up and forgot about the consequences.
Child: “Age me up all you want it will never change the fact that I still have shit in my drawers.”
Scyther: “Go to the Reject Pit with Cemre and cry about losing the chance to get with this, because I just remembered someone else I can go hit it up with.”
Kristina: “How did I end up in this nasty yard? Why do I always end up wandering over here?”
Kristina: “Nuuu, I married Omari remember”
Sylveon: “Oh wow, mother was right. This is a nice work out for my haunches.”
Litleo: “Hold on, I will return to test that theory” *Dies*
*Ominus ground lighting from nowhere* Scyther: “I followed you all the way to your home because I know we can make it work Kristina, you know it in your heart we’re destined to be together”
Kristina: “Ignoring you for waffles, got my priorities in line”
Scyther: “Them waffles were good huh? How about I show you a different kind of waffl-”
Kristina: “But first, I must greet my special little boy home from a long hard day of licking his balls in a public park, how ya doing, buddy?”
Scyther: “Now that the dog has been properly greeted, How about I introduce you to-”
Then I got stuck in a bullshit 5 fps per hour so the town got resetted, as it was probably due.
Obligatory mutated pet image.
Scyther: “Alright time to get this show on the road! Look Lickitung, mama’s about to make you the middle child ;)”
Scyther: “And she’s a cutie patootie too! Kristina and that other guy can eat it! But they’re not because you’re gonna eat it.”
Scyther: “Screw her, she wasn’t a true best friend anyway. Now, if you mess up Noivern, it’s the PC for you.”
Scyther: “Oooooooh yeahhhh. About to start some family drama.”
Scyther: “Heeey! It’s you again! I knew destiny couldn’t keep us apart!”
Oh wait no. Kristina has to go the second her feet hit the floor. Because. You know. PRIORITIES.
Scyther: “Whoa whoa whoa! How in the world did I end up down here setting up a birthday party for my worm baby?!”
Scyther: “UGH, I couldn’t reach it while it was on the counter in front of me, and I accidentally stuffed it into the table pillar! Don’t make me turn cheats on to move it out please.”
Pumkaboo: “Hmmm, it appears that this scratching post is already in use, and cannot support two cats at the same time.”
Pumkaboo: “Hmmmmm…”
Scyther: “I could be getting my thimbles waxed right about now, but nooooo. Got to watch over my child’s birthday party.”
MMM, someone looks a lot like his birth father in this picture, with a lot of throwbacks to his beloved grandmother *sniff*
Lickitung: “Obligatory look at my nose derp”
Also I told you to put the hotdog down before joining the dance, Gengar, why can’t you assholes ever LISTEN TO ME
Who’s excited about some SUN AND MOON MOON? I need more than the title to get properly excited about it but I’m jacked nonetheless.
Prof. Oak: “But first my corpse after an extended commercial break.”
Clefable: “Excuse me, we were talking about me.”
Looks like that sexy caravan woohoo paid off in the end for you Tyra. You’re our first baby mama!
It’s also come to my attention that any time someone comes home from town, they use the pathway beside the lot and enter from the back now.
Sylveon: “How can I believe that the mailbox will be moved by your unseen magical force if you won’t even fix my mama?”
Clarisse: “You can’t make me stop sleeping in my “daughter’s room”, but look what you found while clicking on me. Apparently I can still summon my mermaid wife!”
Goldeen: “Nope I’m here, coming for the booty.”
Clarisse: “I hope you don’t mind me hitting up on your cousin now that you’re gone, ok? Cool. Thanks babe.”
Ok so apparently it really doesn’t matter.
Gengar: “What is that? Is… is Lord Kyogre and Lord Groudon finally battling it out again in a once in for all brawl over land and sea?!”
Gengar: “Oh shit wait, it’s just the cops. I didn’t smuggle in illegal herbs officer I swear”
Clarisse: “Baby why you sit so far away from me, come up here and sit next to me.”
Clarisse: *Cops a feel on that kidney*
Great, I see you’ve finally mastered Teleport. Taking up after your mother?
Clefable: “I’ve been ignored since the birthday. But that’s ok, someone finally found Koga in the mailbox and Koga has finally found me.”
Scyther: “Really. Really. I put up with that shit from Omari, you gonna start with it now, you little shit.”
REALLY. THIS is what you’re hung up on, HUH, CEMRE.
Scyther: “HIS STUPID ASS HAS UPSET ME SO MUCH I’VE POPPED THE LINING, TIME FOR BABY, SOMEONE FIX THIS STUPID ASS TABLE BEFORE MY CHILD IS BROUGHT FORTH”
Scyther: “But first I must walk the long away around past the Safari Zone on the way to the hospital. The scenic route gives me mental peace.”
Scyther: “Behold my son. I named him after his father… Lickitung. After what he could do with his tongue ;)”
Lickitung might actually be my favorite normal type Pokemon (maybe after Girafarig or some shit)
He’s brave and absent minded. Which makes sense, since he’s also apparently been toking up from the looks of it.
Scyther: “Time for little baby’s first walk through cold rain. He may be a mermaid, we don’t know yet, so this might be good for him to learn how to be a good fish later on.”
Lickitung’s nursery was placed in the room next to Clefable’s and then opened up to it because they’re probably going to share cribs anyway. Might as well make them interchangable.
See, similar, just smaller.
Btw, Clefable lied earlier, Gengar takes really really good care of the kid on her own. Best grandmother I could ask for.
Which is a good thing, because SOMEONE is still fairly shitty in her old age.
In a side note of events, I had recently obtained Dragon’s Valley for my game. I meant to announce this earlier, but the timing was just never right. Like I got the town installed maybe around the time Scyther and Caterpie were trick or treating maybe? And I’ve had it a while longer before that? Maybe a year ago? Who the hell really remembers.
Gengar: “Make fun of my Amazon order all you want, but I’m going to raise this artichoke to rule the world as my faithful and loyal minon.”
Litleo: “Oh man. My legs are asleep and tingly after being in that yoga pose for almost a week. Please Gengar! I cannot move them for the fear of the pain please save me”
Scyther: “Really, you two have to be coattailing on my date with Cemre today? Don’t you have any consideration for others?!”
Scyther: “Forget about my son. Look, I left him in a puddle just for you, and ta-da! Replaced him with roses.”
Scyther: “I need you to kiss me and stop being such a shrimp, Cemre. I can’t have my brother and his wife upshowing us on our date.”
I paused the date when I got an update that Ladybug, the dog from last chapter had a birthday. I had to check this out for myself.
*Full Steve Irwin mode* Look at her from the side. Ain’t she a beaut.
Caterpie: “What the hell. Where did my wife go? I swear, I put her right here a second ago…”
Scyther: “Now my love… kiss me…”
Cemre: “We’re moving on too fast, Scyther… I mean, we’ve maxxed our relationship bar and all and we’re having a good time, but I’m pretty loyal to the wife, and I’m probably still sad about the death of my last girlfriend, and I’m probably still sad about my grandfather or whatnot dying at the park when we were kids…..”
Scyther: “Really”
Scyther: “You know what, you’re right, Cemre. I think your loyalty to your wife is honorable and has won me over. I think we’re just gonna be friends from now on, and I promise to stop pursuing you.”
Cemre: “HOW COULD YOU JUST BREAK UP WITH ME, WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL”
Scyther: “Whatever, I got asses to slap and lips to smooch. Bye Cemre. Go cry to your wife about that. You’re good at crying anyway.”
Cemre: “And if she thinks I’m gonna watch and rear her nasty ass love child from another person she’s got another thing coming.”
That was bad. Oh well time to hatch this egg! Fingers crossed for some good IVs.
Egg: *POOOOFFFFF*
Noivern: “Wait, come back, I promise I won’t eat you or anything like that”
Fun fact: My first and only Noivern was a shiny I got in wonder trade. I didn’t know they were purple until later when I bothered to look it up.
Anyway. Nice Guy Fieri hairstyle, Noivern.
Scyther: “Eileen! Chick I met at the park like last week. You looking hotter than I remember.”
Scyther: “And damn. You’re husband is looking fine as hell too.”
Look at that, half an hour in. That’s how a first kiss should go, not dragged out half a life stage.
Scyther: “Will you be my girlfriend of the hour?”
Stacy I think: “Stop macking on my mama! You’re embarrassing me for flip’s sake!”
Clefable: “So what did you do to get thrown in the slammer? Smuggling that bitter herb in too? Yeah I hear that.”
Lastly.
With new baby Clefable added to the house, the house evolved from Celedon to Fuchsia, and I will never master the ability to spell Fuchsia right on my first try. If I start calling it just the “Pink Gen”, don’t blame me.
After making the house, I discovered that Tanisha’s family had this GORGEOUS cat with them, and I just fell in love with it.
LOOK AT THIS BALANCE
Hm? Oh yes, the Pokemons.
Off topic again, I don’t know what update this is?? My Origin’s been offline for a while because I don’t give a shit, but I logged on the other day and it updated and then this happened? Like, ok, ok EA. I see where you’re coming from. You want me to uninstall stuff that I paid for for a better game experience. Ok, EA. Ok.
OK no more distractions I promise. Scyther, work on dat LTW, you’re behind schedule just like your lanky brained brother.
Sylveon: “Are you guys done? Didn’t you leave any bare rock for me at all?”
Initially they were gonna do it in bed, but Scyther’s bed was too far away apparently, Clarisse’s bed’s too close to the wall, and Gengar’s bed is “currently being used” apparently.
Scyther: “Aww, I came back out dressed in my dear mother’s old clothing. Oh sniff. The memories.”
Scyther: “What in Helix’s name just happened??”
Halfway across town I remembered Gengar was invited to a pool party at a house that ACTUALLY had a pool for once.
Gengar: “Surge? Surge. I thought I raised you better than this.”
Scyther: “I’m sorry, but after that horrid display of affection that would give Missingno an erection, I’m afraid I’m gonna cut off our connection.”
Scyther: “Also you stole that outfit out of my Grandmother’s closet, give it back or I won’t return the CDs you left at my place.”
Scyther: “I know you’re sad and pretty angry at me for breaking it off with you, but I must say it was an honor to be associated with that D, sir.”
Caterpie, how’s that book coming along?
There was a dog barking the last time I checked up on him (like a day ago), and the dog was still barking when I came back. Annoyed, I looked at the dog.
It’s a face only everyone can love. She’s obviously a puppoose child of Leroy Secksiedog.
Came back to the house only to find our own Litleo is frozen to the floor in the library.
Pumkaboo: “So uh… what are we looking at?”
Sylveon: “It’s just a plain white ceiling dad, what’s so intresting about that?”
Tyra: “I suspected my dear Scyther of cheating on me last chapter, but how can anyone ever find her here without getting lost? Surely that means she’s innocent.”
Gengar: “Behold, lady. My granddaughter’s new child.”
Scyther: “How am I supposed to tap dat ass if there’s a Chansey in my pathway threatening to fall off a hill and Rollout all over my soon-to-be corpse?”
Scyther: “Damn fire types, thinking they can just mosey into our property, set up tent and claim our mailbox!”
Ew, her lip looks like old wallpaper peeling off a cabinet door.
I realized her mother wasn’t even on the lot at the time, and realized she snuck off at some point, and ended up hitting up on Goldeen’s cousin, Bridgett.
You know what. Whatever. If it works, go for it.
Day is over with, and the cat’s still stuck. Good sign.
Caterpie: *Hacks into the bubble pole* “I’m in.”
Scyther: “There you are my darling Tyra. I had thought for a second you left and/or got stuck in the Safari Zone again. Good to see you’re already in my kitchen munching away in my fridge.”
Scyther: “Only someone looking out for me that much deserves the title of my Next Top Girlfriend.”
Scyther: “Hmmmm, does anyone else feel that tingling in my lower regions?”
Tyra: “Nope. I’m outta here.”
Tyra: “NOPE. I’M OUTTA HERE.”
UGH FINALLY
Caterpie: “Why did you have to tag along for our date, Scyther, I’m comfortable with wooing my girl completely on my own without your sketchy help, ok?”
Caterpie: “Dear sweet nautical curves of the Helix, I think we have angered her!”
Belinda: “You are being extremely rude now you know.”
Scyther: “See?! I TOLD you there would be free food here, isn’t this wonderful?!”
Caterpie: “Gasp! The love of my life finally showed up AND I won the hot dog eating contest! Who knew I’d be better at gobbling down wieners than my sister!”
Scyther: “You guys know that kissing leads to one of you having babies right? I would know. I’m a kissing expert.”
Caterpie: “Please take this Shiny Stone, and evolve into my wife?”
Afterwards Caterpie apparently had to rush home as quickly as possible, just to sit in the library and read one of his own books. Way to celebrate your new engagement.
Tyra: “Sitting next to my sister watching tv?! She’s CHEATING on me again! I just know it! MOVE MONIQUE! I need to accuse my girlfriend of having affairs the second I walk into the house!”
Tyra: “I saw you looking at her! If you wanna be with me, you better shape up! And don’t say you weren’t, how else would you be having babies like this on me without me knowing?!”
Scyther: “You know what. This isn’t working out. You keep accusing me of cheating and all that, and I can’t take that kind of accusation. We’re just done here.”
Scyther: “I will however appreciate your efforts and commemorate you on a booty well done.”
Tami: “You’re lying, you WERE trying to hit up on Monique before Tyra came into the house, and you lied right to her face!”
I’m just catching all kinds of quality faces in this chapter. Look at this Cosmopolitian airbrushed perfection.
Then idk game kept crashing when I attempted a wedding, so Tami joined the family by force.
Tami: “Ew, what kind of cheap wedding set up is this garbage??”
Wedding crap aside, look at who is having babies that I totally didn’t MC force together for shits and giggles 😀
Ni’ele: “I only had the one. But he’s my precious work of art, and I’m proud of him.”
Side view for detail appreciation. Eafs is not as intricate as his mother or stylish as Ladybug from earlier, but a furry work of art nonetheless.
Clarisse: “I was not just in bed with the bride of my son, and you can’t prove it.”
Alora: “When are YOU EVER gonna propose to ME, Cemre!? It’s been TWO DAYS, I need a ring PRONTO, you piece of shit!!”
You really do have excellent taste in women, Cemre.
Cemre: *How could this happen to me*
Scyther: “You wait until I squeeze this egg out of my torso, I’m gonna snatch that bow of your head and slap you with it so hard you’re grandmother’s gonna feel it!”
Caterpie: “Oh kaaaaay, Aunt Venny, we’re gonna try to get married now, so we kinda need you to move back to the crowd please…”
Venomoth: *Actually moves closer to the arch and clings to it* “But my wedding was better than this! Doesn’t anyone remember my wedding? I remember that nostalgia. Mmm. Can’t you just let me hold on to my moment a little while longer?”
Route failures abound. Also hello, Arcanine. You’re three hours late.
*After 80% of the guests have left*
Slyveon: “Piss OFF, Keldeo! Get your own paper to mutilate, this is my project, you mule!”
Keldeo: “Sit in this Grass Knot and think about the mean things you just said to me.”
And so, Tami and Caterpie wed. Lovely wedding.
Patrick: *Howls so hard his neck snaps*
Caterpie and Tami moved out into the house down the hill from the legacy house. A little closer to the ocean for Caterpie, who’s still a mermaid, who will probably need it. Hopefully he won’t die in the middle of town one day of dehydration.
*Three seconds later*
Before kicking Tami and Caterpie out, I had them empty their inventories of stuff that was most likely ours (like any MMs Caterpie might try to sneak off the lot, including the one I made him buy for us with his own LTW points to replace the stolen one). Most of Tami’s stuff I stole to get some free cash.
Clefable: *Sits up with a Johnny Test whip crack sound effect* “Alright, no cake I suppose, I’ll age up on my own.”
And with that, CLIFFHANGER! But for the record, Clefable is also a mermaid, already pre-set as pink, good job small child!
So Scyther began romantic interests with no less than 3 other sims (in retrospect, maybe not the best idea, especially in public but here I am, letting Scyther bang everyone within a two meter radius), and one of them hit home and now Scyther’s gonna bring new gen Fuchsia into the world soon. Also Clarisse is old and still won’t leave her bedroom on her own.
Scyther: “I’ve been waiting on Omari to show up on this date he invited me to since last chapter, and if he doesn’t hurry up, I’m probably gonna wait longer because lag”
Scyther: “HOE R U SRS”
Scyther: “Forget him, I’m gonna hang out in the park, where I first thought this unrendered pile of dead leaves was a tarp covering up a dead body.”
Scyther: “Oh wow! Someone left free hotdogs out for who knows how long! This is great! Now if someone would come over and watch me eat them!”
Scyther: “Why is my aunt trying to shit on my name? So I have 2 or 3 or 5 sex partners that are unaware of each other, did she really have to shout this all the way from across town?”
Here she is too, doing that very thing. Everyone knows the public magic mirror is a cesspool of the equivalent of STD level gossip.
Scyther: “Mirror mirror at the bar, which of my aunt’s will I hit with my car?”
Tyra: “So I see you’ve gained a significant amount of weight around your waist, dearest love. Might wanna tell me what’s up with this sudden increase near your uterus region, hmmmmmmmm?”
Bianca: “Why did my man leave me all brokenhearted, master I don’t understand”
Tyra: “YOU don’t get to be sad about breakups, dog! I’m the one with a serious relationship falling apart here!”
Gengar: “Yeah boss, me and my son Raichu here were talking about it and I’m gonna quit work and then come back to work in the morning. What do you mean that doesn’t make sense? What do you MEAN you’re looking at my son Raichu right now?? Then who the hell is it I’m standing next to?!”
I was noising around town one night and found aliens hanging out over main street. Why, I don’t know. I didn’t actually see them, just lights. Maybe someone was kidnapped trying to go home from work, car and all. Spooky.
From this angle it’s a little spookier though. Up against the ocean water it looks like a massive abduction is just happening over the horizon.
Gengar: “Come join me small children. We will all T-pose, and then we’ll all go blasting off again!”
Both Parasect’s and Ashley’s little children are more or less clones of their parents with swapped color palettes.
Gengar: “Their house is abysmally empty, no wonder their children look miserable as hell. Gonna toast this ass and scram.”
Scyther: “Of all places to make up for flaking on our last date, Omari invited me to the kiddy park? Is this his way of saying he’s ready for kids??”
Scyther: “Oh, me and this hoe are about to fist fight”
Scyther: “Don’t believe the idle gossip going around town that I’m a total skankball. The fact that I’m probably about to break up with my boyfriend over abandoning me twice is proof enough right, also what’s your sign”
Eileen: “Why I’m totally already plowing your Uncle’s imaginary best friend, it’s hot”
Scyther: “Matter of fact, that’s Surge’s ex-wife herself ain’t it? Is she… stalking you??”
Scyther: “I’M PUSHING AS HARD AS I CAN”
Eileen: “Skank stopped pushing me, forget you Scyther I’m out.”
Scyther: “HOW I’M ALL THE WAY ACROSS TOWN LAYING AN EGG HERE”
Scyther: “so Clefable’s father figure didn’t show up to her birth either? What a flipping flapping surprise.”
She is easily impressed and excitable, which sounds about right, sounds like someone who will explode every time they use Metronome. 
With that, we say goodbye to the Celedon house that has sheltered us ever since we came to Starlight Shores, since the end of 2014. WHEW we are due for change.
Going around and packing up the important trinkets this family has accumulated, I discovered this, um, photo of the floor taken by Goldeen behind the mushroom and the trashcan.
Also this, that I don’t think I did either?? Moving the end table caused the board to snap back on the wall though.
And there’s nothing I can do about the gnomes outside of the border, again. Watch over us forever little friends.
And lastly, time to clean up the torn up newspaper tornado to make room for the future project. The paper children should be happy I suppose.
Before I unveil the newest housing project, here’s what 17 high school diplomas look when stacked on top of each other.
Tanisha: “Oh hi Scyther! Are we having a baby play date because I wasn’t informed… ah well, anyway, I had a little red baby of my own, furthering the lineage we have going on once again! I recommend checking our tree later because I don’t think this is my first, but I don’t know.”
Jarrett: “Holy shit dad, that house just popped out of NOWHERE.”
Here’s a clearer picture taken the following morning for better detail. This is our Fuchsia Manor, the house we will have 
Starting to the left of the house, we have a small grove, which, seen from the street doesn’t seem to impressive…
But as we venture in, we discover it’s actual reminiscent of the Safari Zone. It’s packed to the gills with Pokemon both new and collected over the generations.
And at the far end of the Safari Zone, is the mailbox, in the territory of our Charizard, who has taken up residence here to raise her flock of baby Charmanders. I wish the mailman luck getting here.
On the far side of the yard is the trash can, guarded by one lone Trubbish, who watches over the MMs to make sure no one else is stealing any more of them.
They are just parked here in no order or fashion, missing a couple because Caterpie is somewhere and one of them is still missing and I don’t really want to look at them and get mad about it right now.
BACK AT THE HOUSE. Here’s the front, with a yard with plenty of elbow room for events and such.
Walk into the house and there’s a small foyer, where the right side of the room contains a majority of the family’s saved rewards and ribbons.
Left side of the room has a couple of the high end rewards and a coat closet.
Past the foyer is the main hall, which is kept mostly empty for three reasons. One, to reflect on the Fuchsia City Gym and it’s transparent wall traps (not like the sims will route fail on their own anyway.). Secondly, it helps with rendering, my game doesn’t have to choke so much trying to load so much every time I pan over to it. Lastly I’m lazy as fuck don’t make me fill it up with any more than I have to
To the right of the hall is the staircase that leads to a second floor, and a small library.
Right and left sides of the libary. Here is where all of Caterpie’s books and prom photos reside.
Back into the hallway and across the room is the kitchen. Now that I look at it, it looks like 90s Nickelodeon and Pepto-Bismol had a love child in here, but this might be my most favorite room in the house.
Left side of the room has the dining room table, complete with a bubble pillar 
Next to the kitchen is the patio, which has a very small swimming pool and waterfall, surrounded by the Safari Zone for environment.
Back inside the house, and further down the hall, we come to the living room area. It consists of a simple entertainment center, fireplace, and pool table. I foresee no one using it.
On the other side of the living room is two doors, Clarisse’s room and the downstairs bathroom. We also have moved the alter for the Helix to the unused Philosopher’s Stone alter, where He looks over the family with Anarchy and Democracy. Amen.
We enter Clarisse’s room from here, where she brought her possessions from the old house, including Goldeen’s floor photo, why not.
Far side of the room has a door to the patio, along with her wife’s mural to over look her in a non-morbid way, even though Pandora played Lavender Town while I was building this room and now all I can think of is sad stuff when I’m in here.
The bathroom was recycled from Goldeen’s old bathroom, but with a touch of Fushsia flavor.
Back in the hall and out the backdoor. Here we go to Gengar’s detached room, which is only accessible from the house, since a fence was built to keep alternate routes from being made.
Her room was also recycled and given a touch up with new flair.
She has her own mini patio for painting activities and the like, overlooking the hillside and the ocean.
Round the back of the house is pretty empty, except for the time machine and Goldeen’s old ass IF pointing out the clipping flaws in my bathroom layout.
And I see the newspaper cycle has began anew. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha…
Back in the house and up the stairs:
Right at the start there is the legacy family portraits. Really the only thing of any interest in the hallway. Right next to Squirtle and Eevee is Scyther’s bedroom door.
Once again, recycled with a $20000 tv added to suck the house funds down.
From another angle you can see the new canopy her bed now has, along with the old woman snoozing away in it and THE DEAD CAT ON THE FLOOR.
Litleo?? Are you ok?? SPEAK TO ME WHAT THE HELL
Litleo: “MMmmmmm yes, buTTERFLIES” *buries face deeper into the floor*
Scyther has a balcony overlooking the patio and the Safari Zone. Nothing’s really out here for the time being so meh.
To her left, Scyther’s baby’s nursery takes up the second door on this wall. Here’s where Clefable along with any future children will probably reside as infants before moving out into other rooms down the hall.
Across the hallway is the upstairs bathroom, and another empty room which was going to be Caterpie’s room, but for now, it’s empty.
Bathroom right side.
Bathroom left side.
And almost lastly, the hallway overlooks the living room floor, chandelier, and broken ass fireplace, since the chimney is balanced onto the actual fixture by one square, and moving it just deletes it, what a surprise.
End of the hallway. All the rooms are empty, except for the one at the very end, which is a half bath, in case the upstairs bathroom actually doesn‘t function after all. I don’t test my shit like I know I should.
The extra rooms haven’t been furnished yet and I guess that’s an ok thing, because one of the rooms is bugged out and I can’t put flooring down in one of the rooms, even with a pillar underneath it holding it up.
Alrighty, with that, the family has $4 to their name. CUE FUCHSIA GEN.
Gengar: “Hm. It says here on page 283 that you’re a little bitch.”
Clarisse: “But first I shall proceed to distract the narrator with my coming-of-age! Oh my dearest Goldeen, I wish you could be here with me on this wonderful evening.”
Clarisse: “Good, all my cuticles survived the transformation, it appears I have transgressed into elderhood with minimal hookups. You can continue to ignore me now.”
Caterpie: “Oh shit, I thought with that you were gonna ignore me as well. Well no matter, I’m not writing anymore shitty pun related books for you so you can screw off.”
Scyther: “I may have spanked that mankey, but he still hasn’t accepted my offer to be my boyfriend. Soon, Omari. Soon.”
Scyther: “Oh hey, I have uh, a urgent call to be back at the, urm, house. I gotta catch you later, Omari.”
Jeez girl,give it a breather before you move on to your next conquest.
Scyther: “Wow Cemre… like, didn’t you used to wear a cowboy hat when you were younger? Because, you might want it back.”
Amazing. I didn’t even remember when or how I even got that mustache.
Cemre: “Anyway, I thought we’d have our first real date here at the school, where we had many wonderful memories in our childhood together.”
And then Scyther promptly passed out because the shower sex she had an hour ago didn’t get her moist enough.
Caterpie: “Yeah I’ll get up at 3 in the morning and come all the way down here to save my dried up fish sister while there’s a blizzard, no problem. Hey Cemre, unclench and give me some of that moisture to save my sis, why don’t ya?”
Yeah, what’s that you’re too busy reading, Cemre? On the Margins? I agree, and what do you think about margins, Caterpie??
Nice to see you haven’t moved since your birthday, Clarisse.
Slyveon: “Dad hasn’t noticed me frozen here for the past 2 hours, I think now’s the time to pounce!”
Pumkaboo: “FATALITY”
Cemre: “She wouldn’t see it coming, I could easily beat her away from me if I smacked her with this a few times.”
Cemre: “Did you know I got married recently! Probably today as a matter of fact! I let her pick out my own ring, which apparently has fallen off my finger and into a crack into the sidewalk just now.”
Cemre: “Sooo, I guess that means I’m no longer married? Ok then I guess I’ll see where this thing between us goes instead. Harmony’s gonna fite u tho”
Brian:”Why do you forsake me, Will Wright? Please patch this nonsense before we drown in paper mache.”
Scyther: “I invited a sexytime friend over, but who is this treasure waiting at my door ;)”
I spoofed her up into something extremely cute, though. Potential future romantic intrest maybe?
Darla: “Oh yeh, mm I’m good at that “romantic interest” if you get whaddimsayinhmmmnowaddameenhuehuehue”
Scyther: “Ay girl yo mama let you date? what’s that number?”
Darla: “Well, I see you have a bit of sexy company over already, so I suppose I will leave you to it.”
Hello again, Tyra. I see CAS tried to maintain your everyday wear, but hold still and I can fix it up for you.
Tyra: “Alright, I murdered the Darla chick in the name of our love. At least give me the courtesy of holding my hand.”
All in all, they’re cute little yard date was an average success. She broke up with whoever she was dating for Scyther, but Tyra wasn’t receptive to the offer of being her girlfriend. But I mean, success right, she got kisses and such.
She also got the booty in the nearby fortune wagon, so that’s also a plus.
Gengar: “You do nothing but sit on your ass and whine anymore, it gets you no closer to finishing your stagnating LTW and it’s disgusting, you’re disgusting, ew”
Caterpie: “Oh wow grandma! So nice of you! Only someone so concerned about my future would be so brutally honest and I’m honored you think that way.”
Patrick: “So uh, I hear you’re giving it out to everyone in the country, so I thought… m-maybe… if you weren’t doing anything in the next two minutes…”
Anyway. Rapidash. You can warp to the bathroom but not actually use the toilet two feet away from you.
Scyther: “Oh yeah, bb. Mama liked what she got the other day, and she’s ready for round two.”
Gengar: “How could you do this to me? I thought we had a thing going on!”
Litleo: “What was it that cats do again? It’s worship the Helix Effect, right? Watch as my pee water spins in a clockwise rotation.”
Gengar: “Don’t you EVER expect me to ever introduce myself to you ever, boy!”
Gengar: “I don’t think I’m mad because I’M being betrayed. But it’s the sims, who knows shit when it comes to us. But considering all the BS I had to go through with my ex-husband, I never expected to have to watch it go down with my own granddaughter!”
Scyther: “Do you just want to go in another room for our privacy? Between my grandmother shouting her fustrations at you and my brother throwing nasty pancakes in here because he can’t find a clean table, I think this room isn’t going to be suitable for us.”
So they went into Gengar’s room and woohooed so hard in Narnia, that they vanished.
Omari: “Hell yeah, woohoo so good it made her change into the ugliest outfit she could think of.”
Scyther: “Ugh, it’s my creepy Uncle Patrick, AGAIN. Look Omari, look at these nasty ass text messages he keeps sending me, even after telling me we’re “nemesises” now.”
Gengar: “Ugh. I hate to think about what he did with my granddaughter in my own closet, but he’s still soooo dreamy.”
Cemre: “Oh God, my love my lifelong partner that I married instantly after talking to Scyther the other day has already died and left me behind in this life to suffer eternally. Will I never find a love like hers ever again, or will I continue to be an asshole everytime Scyther comes over for this date, leave, and blame her for the bad date?”
Chair: “Woo. Dayum, what a six pack. Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
Scyther: “GAAAH! Is this ALL you dorks do around here anymore! I can’t take this kind of quiet! I’m gonna go out and girlfriend hunt! Screw this!”
Then she headbutted a toilet, which only means one thing ,’:)
Caterpie: “It means my leg’s stuck in the computer, I have failed and need assistance”
Rapidash: “With Scyther hogging up the toilet, I’m forced to piss in my master’s bedroom. I hope you don’t expect me to mop this up myself.”
But yes, Scyther is now with child with the first of the Fuchsia Generation! Whoever’s the father, I’m sure’s gonna be just as excited.
Brian: “REALLY”
Gengar: “Oh dearest snow cone machine. I cannot live without you. You are my breakfast, my lunch, my brunch. All the nourishment I will ever need I get from your suger, your ice. I will endure a few brainfreezes, just to enjoy the bliss you bestow upon me.”
Upon deleting it, Gengar got angry and punched the counter, permanently warping it, and blooped out of existence.
Gengar: “Humph, can’t make any snowcones, can’t romance people I haven’t even met, and what the hell are you doing in here Rapidash?! You better not be pissing on my carpet again!”
Caterpie: “Wish me the best of luck, O’ merciful Orb.” *Kissu*
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